Bad Dad Jokes 2021
1- Who is the most famous dry-handed celebrity?
Kim hard ashy hand.
2- Who do you call for help when there’s a fire on mars?
A fire Martian.
3- What’s a foodie’s favorite weather pattern?
4- What happens when a pipe breaks in Hawaii?
A leaky leaky leaky leaky.
5- What’s LeBron’s battle RAP name?
6- What do you call a Pillsbury doughboy with long hair?
7- My girl fell and landed crotch first on my timberlands. What did I call her?
Puss in boots.
8- I went to college for women’s studies?
I studied A Broad.
9- Why was the freeway Jam-packed with bald eagles driving cars?
Because this traffic is for the birds.
10- What do prisoners call each other on?
11- What was mother Teresa’s favorite RAP song?
I go hard in the saint.