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Basketball Dad Jokes
1- What kind of help do alligators offer?
Gatoraid.
2- What do you call Oakland Indian food?
Stephen curry.
3- What kind of gate stops you from scoring?
De-Fence.
4- What do you call fat Broccoli?
Charles Broccoli.
5- What do you call a bullet wound in a watch?
Shot clock.
6- What’s the best kind of seasoning?
Kyle Lawry.
7- What does a Taxi do at Lonzo’s crib?
Pick up Ball.
8- How do you explain missing practice?
A.I. Really don’t know.
9- What type of cent chooses a more difficult direction?
Penny Hardaway.
10- Mexicans love this team.
Lakers, fool.
11- What happens when the other team uses your spatula?
A Turnover.
12- How did Michael Jackson check on Kevin durant?
KD, are you okay?
13- What place deposits bullets into your savings account?
Bank shot.
14- What do you call an ugly bride?
Dennis Rodman.
15- What kind of game did Shakespeare cancel?
Playoff game.
