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Best Dad Jokes 2021
1- What do you call a ditch full of baby shoes?
A Booty Hole.
2- Where do fish post their selfies?
Finstagram.
3- What do you call it when a militant black man gets conned?
Farra-con.
4- Where do personal Trainers keep their food?
In the fitchen.
5- What’s the best marsupial fighting tournament?
Mortal wombat!
6- What do you call it when a Hawallan Laughs softly?
A Low ha.
7- Why does Juan stunt so hard?
Because he’s flexican.
8- What do you call people who go to the GYM and look at the equipment?
Weight watchers.
9- Why are Mechanics so good at smashing?
Because they use Jiffy Lube.
10- What do you call a freestyle about weed?
A Blunt RAP.
11- Why did JA rule return his watch?
Because it was 4:50
12- How many lips does a flower have?
Two lips.
13- What do you call a grandma that you are dating?
Old bay.
14- Do you know whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
It was an udder disaster.
15- Why was the broom late to work?
It over-Swept.
16- What do you get when you cross the Atlantic ocean with the titanic?
Halfway.
17- What’s DJ Khaled’s favorite diet food?
A caesar Khalad.
18- Where do sperm play football?
A con-Dome.
19- You know I was a little sad coming in today, want to know why?
My Korean friend died this morning. He was so young.
20- Did you hear about the power outlet with legs?
It was a plug walk.
21- How do you cut the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw
22- Why did the Bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
23- What did the beaver say when his house got destroyed during judgment day?
God Dam-it.
24- What do you call a crook who likes to rap?
A con-verse.
25- What do you call DJ Khaled’s bra line?
We DA Breast.
