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Best Dad Jokes Ever
1- My and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The wedding was cool, but the reception was great.
2- Do you know why people at the cookout are afraid to tell me their secrets?
Last year I spilled the beans.
3- How much food does a sneeze want?
4- Why did the R&B singer see the dentist?
He had too many plaques.
5- What do you call a cold cell phone?
6- How did the Trees take over the world?
They planned it (plant it).
7- What did the beaver say when he saw all the wood he had to chew up to make his Dam?
Oh hell gnaw!
8- So you know I’ve been working outright?
I said I could do Tuesdays and Fridays.
9- How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
They both have rings!
10- Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
He lost his contacts!
11- What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?
A smooth operator!
12- Why do birds never make phone calls?
Because they’re afraid they might wing the wrong number!
13- How does a lobster answer the phone?
14- Why did the cilantro call the Tacos scrubs?
Because they ain’t have a car do (Avacado).
15- What do you call the coldest family member in the world?
16- What did the cat say on his cell phone?
Can you hear me-ow?
17- What was the Nascar driver’s name with the dirty hair?