Best Dad Jokes Ever That Can Make You Happy

Best Dad Jokes Ever That Can Make You Happy

If you were looking for the best dad jokes ever, so you are on a good website. Because on this article we are going to show you 17 best dad jokes that are really funny. Enjoy reading with your friends and family and don’t forget to share this, If you like it. To get more funny jokes, check this out: Best Dad Jokes 2021, Christian Jokes 2021, Basketball Jokes 2021.

Best Dad Jokes Ever

1- My and I got married under a cell phone tower.

The wedding was cool, but the reception was great.

 

Best Dad Jokes Ever That Can Make You Happy

2- Do you know why people at the cookout are afraid to tell me their secrets?

Last year I spilled the beans.

Best Dad Jokes Ever That Can Make You Happy

 

3- How much food does a sneeze want?

A chew.

Best Dad Jokes Ever That Can Make You Happy

 

4- Why did the R&B singer see the dentist?

He had too many plaques.

Best Dad Jokes Ever That Can Make You Happy

 

5- What do you call a cold cell phone?

Celsius.

Best Dad Jokes Ever That Can Make You Happy

 

6- How did the Trees take over the world?

They planned it (plant it).

Best Dad Jokes Ever That Can Make You Happy

 

7- What did the beaver say when he saw all the wood he had to chew up to make his Dam?

Oh hell gnaw!

Best Dad Jokes Ever That Can Make You Happy

 

8- So you know I’ve been working outright?

I said I could do Tuesdays and Fridays.

Best Dad Jokes Ever That Can Make You Happy

 

9- How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

Best Dad Jokes Ever That Can Make You Happy

 

10- Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?

He lost his contacts!

Best Dad Jokes Ever That Can Make You Happy

 

11- What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

Best Dad Jokes Ever That Can Make You Happy

 

12- Why do birds never make phone calls?

Because they’re afraid they might wing the wrong number!

Best Dad Jokes Ever That Can Make You Happy

 

13- How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello.

Best Dad Jokes Ever That Can Make You Happy

 

14- Why did the cilantro call the Tacos scrubs?

Because they ain’t have a car do (Avacado).

Best Dad Jokes Ever That Can Make You Happy

 

15- What do you call the coldest family member in the world?

Aunt-Artica.

Best Dad Jokes Ever That Can Make You Happy

 

16- What did the cat say on his cell phone?

Can you hear me-ow?

Best Dad Jokes Ever That Can Make You Happy

 

17- What was the Nascar driver’s name with the dirty hair?

Dan drift.

Best Dad Jokes Ever That Can Make You Happy

 

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