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Best Dad Jokes 2021 They’re Actually Bad
1- What do Mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
2- Did you know in King Arthur’s time one of the knights of the round table collected taxes?
His name was Sir Charge.
3- What did the Fried Rice say to the Shrimp?
Don’t wok away from me!
4- Did you hear Steve Harvey and his wife got into a fight?
It was a family feud.
5- Did you hear about the superhero with a LISP that always worked out?
He’s Thor.
6- What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen.
7- What do you call someone who gets mad when they don’t have any bread?
Lack Toast intolerant.
8- What do you call the Syrup with the Speech impediment?
Mrs. Stuttersworth.
9- What Airlines did Jesus and Mary Take?
Virgin.
10- What’s the most Crunk place to go to the bathroom?
The Lil Jon.
11- What was the foot’s favorite type of chips?
Dori-Toes.
12- If Steven Seagal Removed all animal products from his diet, what would we call him?
Vegan Seagal.
13- What did the Plumber say to the Singer?
Nice Pipes.
14- If Spaghetti made an action movie, What would it be called?
Mission: IM-PASTA-BLE.
15- What kind of shoes do Gophers wear?
Wood chucks.
16- What do you call a lazy Doctor?
Dr. Dolittle.
17- Did you know on average people want three covers on their bed at all times?
That’s just a Blanket Statement.
18- What did the Pot eat on its Birthday?
Pancakes.
19- Where would you grow a chef?
Bakersfield.
20- What do you call a Camel in a drought?
A Dry Humper.
21- What do you call a person who doesn’t believe in Santa Claus?
Eggnog-Stic.
22- What is Starbucks favorite city?
- Latte-Dale.
23- Why did the Salad go to the Studio?
To get some beets.
24- How do you get a Squirrel down from a Tree?
Pull down your Pants and show him your Nuts.
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