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Best Funny Dad Jokes 2021
1- Whenever she runs she takes the psycho-path.
Yo mama’s head is so small.
2- When she got her ear pierced she died.
Yo mama’s so crazy.
3- What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
4- A friend got offered a job as an undertaker…
But he turned it down.
5- What do doctors call a tiny heart?
Kevin.
6- How do you catch a unique animal?
You-Niq upon it.
7- What did the pot say to the skillet?
You black as hell!
8- How do you catch a tame animal?
The tame way you-Niq upon it.
9- What do you call two ghosts that are in love?
Boo’d up.
10- What did the bird say to the arrogant Hawk?
Quite so.
11- What did the pot eat on its birthday?
Pancakes.
12- What is a blocker’s favorite candy?
Life Haters.
13- What did Kendrick Lamar say when he left his left arm?
“We gon’ be alright!”
14- What’s a good dad joke?
I don’t know because I didn’t grow up with mine.
15- What do you call a cat during Christmas time?
Santa claws.
16- Why didn’t the boat dock?
Too much peer pressure.
17- What airlines did Jesus and Mary take?
Virgin.
18- What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
Neck-Tarines.
