Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

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Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

 

1- What happened when 20 got hungry?

28.

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

2- Last night, Amira was telling me, ‘your snoring was like a loud muffler’

I told her, ‘well, I’m exhausted.’

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

3- What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

4- What did one dinner plate say to the next?

Dinner’s on me.

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

5- What did the Janitor say as he popped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

6- Ah, I just remembered my birthday is really going to stink this year, you know why?

Because I am turning farty.

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

7- Which country’s capital is the fastest growing?

Ireland’s, every year it’s Dublin.

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

8- Why do fish live in saltwater?

Because if they live in pepper water they would sneeze.

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

9- What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

A father-in-law.

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

10- You know, a guy threw a bag of milk at me.

How dairy!

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

11- Why couldn’t jonah trust the ocean?

Because he knew there’s something fishy about it.

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

12- What goes “ooo”?

A cow with on lips.

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

13- That was udder-ly hilarious.

I’ll stop milking this joke.

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

14- What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?

Imma cashew.

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

15- What did the grizzly say when he called customer service?

Just bear with me.

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

16- What did adam say on the day before Christmas?

It’s Christmas, eve!

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

17- Why was the pediatrician always losing his temper?

Because he had little patients.

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

18- My dad always around Christmas loves it when all four of us are together, and it reminds him of Christmas lights.

He says, “half of you don’t work, and the other half is not so bright”

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

19- How long did Cain hate his brother?

As long as he was able.

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

20- You have six eyes, two mouths, and three ears. You are…?

Ugly!

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

 

21- Want to hear a joke about potassium?

K

 

How about sodium?

Na

 

Catholic Priest Jokes 2021

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