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Cheesy Dad Jokes 2021
1- What do you call a frog with no legs?
It’s un-hoppy.
2- What’s the funniest candy bar?
Snickers.
3- Why aren’t Koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet the Koalafications.
4- I would do a steak joke…
But they’re never well done.
5- What did the Janitor say when he jumped out of the closer?
Supplies!
6- What do you call a crip bumblebee?
Bee-cuz.
7- Did you hear about the lumberJack who got fired for cutting down too many trees?
He saw too much.
8- I had a dream last night I was a muffler.
I woke up exhausted.
9- What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday?
Arrgh! I’mmm eighty.
10- You know what the pirate movie was rated?
R!
11- How much does a pirate pay for corn?
About a buck an ear.
12- What’s Forrest Gump’s wi-fi password?
1Forrest1.
13- When the mystery machine breaks down, who has to change the tires?
Scooby do?
14- What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
15- What did JA Rule use to sign the hitman’s contract?
Murder ink.
16- What kind of horse does Kim Kardashian ride?
Kan-neigh.
17- What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator.
18- Why did DJ Esco send his burger back?
There’s too much sauce.
19- What did the Rap DJ say when he found his son’s secret stash of drugs?
Damn son, where’d you find this?
20- I slept like a log last night.
Woke up in the fireplace.
21- What does Kim Kardashian say when she’s having a good time?
Kan-yay!
22- What did the Mexican man say when he spotted an old person?
I see senior.
23- What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
24- What do strippers call girls that they work with?
A co-twerker.
25- What do you call a gay milkman?
Dairy queen.
26- Ask me if I wear deodorant.
Do you wear deodorant?
Sure.
27- Ask me if I wear deodorant.
Do you wear deodorant?
It’s a secret.
28- What happened when someone got a soda thrown at their head?
They lived. Luckily, It was a soft drink.
29- What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?
An orca-stra.
