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Christian jokes 2021
1- What do you call pastors in Germany?
German shepherds.
2- What’s the name of a dating site for people with a lisp?
Faithbook.
3- How do angels greet each other?
Halo.
4- What do you give Christians with bad breath?
Testa-Mints.
5- Who do Mice pray to?
Cheesus.
6- My buddy Juan started a church, guess what the name of his church is?
Juan church.
7- Around what time of day was Adem born?
A little after eve.
8- I took my pastor to a falcons
Game, he didn’t pay attention, you know why?
His eye was on the sparrow.
9- Why did the unemployed man get excited about reading the bible?
He saw a whole book of jobs.
10- If the last supper was on a Sunday, what do you think they ate?
I know it wasn’t chick-fil-a.
11- How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
12- What is the official drink sponsor of the last supper?
Crown.
13- What type of car did all of the disciples ride in?
They all rode in one accord.
14- What do Moses and Snoop have in common?
God spoke to both of them with the burning bush.
15- How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
