Christian Jokes 2021

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Christian jokes 2021

1- What do you call pastors in Germany?

German shepherds.

Christian jokes 2021

 

2- What’s the name of a dating site for people with a lisp?

Faithbook.

Christian jokes 2021

 

3- How do angels greet each other?

Halo.

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4- What do you give Christians with bad breath?

Testa-Mints.

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5- Who do Mice pray to?

Cheesus.

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6- My buddy Juan started a church, guess what the name of his church is?

Juan church.

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7- Around what time of day was Adem born?

A little after eve.

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8- I took my pastor to a falcons 

Game, he didn’t pay attention, you know why?

His eye was on the sparrow.

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9- Why did the unemployed man get excited about reading the bible?

He saw a whole book of jobs.

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10- If the last supper was on a Sunday, what do you think they ate?

 I know it wasn’t chick-fil-a.

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11- How long did Cain hate his brother?

As long as he was Abel.

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12- What is the official drink sponsor of the last supper?

Crown.

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13- What type of car did all of the disciples ride in?

They all rode in one accord.

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14- What do Moses and Snoop have in common?

God spoke to both of them with the burning bush.

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15- How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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