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Church Jokes 2021
1- Why did the man give his wife’s wedding ring to church?
Because the pastor said it was time to take off-her-ing.
2- What’s the best way to study the bible?
You luke into it.
3- What is Eve’s favorite food?
Ribs.
4- Why is it hot in hell?
Because it’s not prayer conditioned.
5- What kind of Tiles did Jesus argue with his contractor about putting in his home?
Gentiles.
6- What did the car Salesman shout in church?
Shoulda-Bought-A-Honda!.
7- If Jesus was still on earth, what kind of car would he be driving?
A Chrisler.
8- Why did Judas carve The Turkey?
Because he likes to stab things in the back.
9- What kind of cell phone does Delilah use?
A Samson.
10- Why was Jesus not good at basketball?
Because he died on the cross.
11- Why should Christians never work out?
Because Jesus said to lay aside every weight.
12- Why wasn’t Jesus allowed at any of the Jerusalem Jewelry shops?
Because they were afraid that he was gonna break every chain.
13- Why did the disciples drive a honda?
Because they were on one accord.
14- Why did Jesus give all the sick women stilettos?
Because they said they wanted to be heeled.
15- Why do we have to be quiet in church?
Because people are sleeping.
16- Why was Jesus allowed to Join two college fraternities?
Because they could see that he’s both alpha and omega.
17- Why does everyone who goes to the Jamaican church keep getting eat?
Because the pastor keeps telling them to “Prais the Lard.”
