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Clean dad jokes
1- What do you call an entitled carebear?
A Karen bear.
2- Did you hear there’s a new black-owned laundry detergent in Atlanta?
It’s called shoutkast.
3- What is a Tiger’s favorite ice cream?
Carol Baskin and Robbins.
4- What did the jeep say when it found out it could drive off-road?
4-wheel
5- I heard Denzel Washington got taken into custody by a team of monkeys.
Turns out king kong did have sh*t on him.
6- What did the motorcycle say when it found out it could balance on one wheel?
Wheelie?
7- I was trying to schedule a date with Jada Pinkett and she said her August was all entangled.
I said, “July-ing.”
8- What did the internet router say to the two laptops who were arguing?
Guys Guys, wifi.
9- What do sleepy prostitutes drink?
Espress-ho.
10- What did JA rule say to his babysitter when she bought him a silly hat?
The baby girl put it on me.
11- Why did tiger wood’s house burn down?
He got rid of all his hose.
12- Why did the blind guy fall into a well?
He couldn’t see that well.
