New 20 Couples jokes that can make you laugh loudly and enjoy reading those jokes with your partner. This kind of joke depends on dad jokes (Ask and answer). So you gonna have a good time with this. To reach more jokes, check this out: Great Dad Jokes 2021, Good Dad Jokes 2021, Bad Dad Jokes 2021.
Couples Jokes
1- What is ok to love thy neighbor?
When his wife away on business.
2- Why didn’t the pasta want to settle down?
It liked being the Macaroni.
3- which one of my children will never grow up?
My husband.
4- What did the drumstick say to the snare drum?
When you gonna let me beat?
5- What’s the best way to get back at your husband?
Pretend that you’re asleep.
6- What’s behind every strong, beautiful woman?
A man asking if she was done doing her make-up.
7- What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s day?
A hug and a Quiche.
8- What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s day?
His wee wee.
9- Why are men like parking spaces?
All the good ones are taken.
10- What do prepaid phones and men have in common?
They both come with no commitment plans.
11- What do men and mascara have in common?
They run at the first sight of emotion.
12- What did Yoda say to luke on his wedding day?
May divorce be with you.
13- Why did the polygamist cross the aisle?
To get to the other bride.
14- What do women and google have in common?
They don’t let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
15- Why do brides cry at their wedding?
Because they never marry the best man.
16- Why did the man leave his date at the restaurant?
His wife showed up.
17- Why couldn’t the watermelon get married?
He cantaloupe.
18- Where do pirates hide their treasure?
In a bootyhole.
19- What’s the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
20- Why do most married men die before their wives?
Because they want to.
