Dark Dad Jokes 2021 That Can Make You Laugh Out Loud

Dark Dad Jokes 2021 That Can Make You Laugh Out Loud

Are you looking for new dad jokes? Here we’re going to show you the best dark dad jokes 2021 that can make you laugh out loud. You can enjoy reading those dad jokes with your friend. To get more funny dad jokes, check this out: Dirty Dad Jokes 2021, Top Dad Jokes, Seriously Funny Jokes.

 

Dark dad jokes 2021

1- Why can’t you stop a legless dog?

Because he has no pause.

Dark Dad Jokes 2021 That Can Make You Laugh Out Loud

 

2- Why does a mermaid wear seashells?

Because she outgrew her b shells.

Dark Dad Jokes 2021 That Can Make You Laugh Out Loud

 

3- Who’s the best singing fish in all of the sea?

Johnny gills.

Dark Dad Jokes 2021 That Can Make You Laugh Out Loud

 

4- What do you call Batman when he skips church?

Christian bale.

Dark Dad Jokes 2021 That Can Make You Laugh Out Loud

 

5- Why didn’t Patty like to play in the sun?

Because patty melts.

Dark Dad Jokes 2021 That Can Make You Laugh Out Loud

 

6- Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in a different box.

Dark Dad Jokes 2021 That Can Make You Laugh Out Loud

 

7 -Did you hear about the jump rope Elon Musk designed for big people?

It’s groundbreaking.

Dark Dad Jokes 2021 That Can Make You Laugh Out Loud

 

8- DMX just tested positive with covid and said he’s going to spread it towards everybody.

As he told us before, X gon gives it to ya.

Dark Dad Jokes 2021 That Can Make You Laugh Out Loud

 

9- Did you hear about the sexually fluid buffalo that came out to his father?

He was A bi-son.

Dark Dad Jokes 2021 That Can Make You Laugh Out Loud

 

10 What did the “O” say to the “Q”?

Your dick is out.

Dark Dad Jokes 2021 That Can Make You Laugh Out Loud

 

11- What do you call two weaves that get together?

It’s a track meet.

Dark Dad Jokes 2021 That Can Make You Laugh Out Loud

 

12- What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?

Gum.

Dark Dad Jokes 2021 That Can Make You Laugh Out Loud

 

13- Did you hear about the little guy who won the surf competition?

He did it all on microwaves.

Dark Dad Jokes 2021 That Can Make You Laugh Out Loud

 

14- Who is Thomas the tank engine’s favorite rapper?

Chew-Trains.

Dark Dad Jokes 2021 That Can Make You Laugh Out Loud

 

15- Where would one go to invest in soup?

The stock market.

Dark Dad Jokes 2021 That Can Make You Laugh Out Loud

 

16- What do you call a teacher that touches his students?

A PDF file.

Dark Dad Jokes 2021 That Can Make You Laugh Out Loud

 

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