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Dark dad jokes 2021
1- Why can’t you stop a legless dog?
Because he has no pause.
2- Why does a mermaid wear seashells?
Because she outgrew her b shells.
3- Who’s the best singing fish in all of the sea?
Johnny gills.
4- What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian bale.
5- Why didn’t Patty like to play in the sun?
Because patty melts.
6- Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
7 -Did you hear about the jump rope Elon Musk designed for big people?
It’s groundbreaking.
8- DMX just tested positive with covid and said he’s going to spread it towards everybody.
As he told us before, X gon gives it to ya.
9- Did you hear about the sexually fluid buffalo that came out to his father?
He was A bi-son.
10 What did the “O” say to the “Q”?
Your dick is out.
11- What do you call two weaves that get together?
It’s a track meet.
12- What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
13- Did you hear about the little guy who won the surf competition?
He did it all on microwaves.
14- Who is Thomas the tank engine’s favorite rapper?
Chew-Trains.
15- Where would one go to invest in soup?
The stock market.
16- What do you call a teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
