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Dirty Dad Jokes 2021
1- What do tofu and dildo have in common?
They’re both meat substitutes.
2- What’s the hardest part about having anal sex?
Having a cock repeatedly shoved in your ass.
3- What did the penis say to the condom?
Cover me, I’m going in.
4- What happens when you make an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
5- What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
6- What does a condom and a gun have in common?
You should never use either one of them.
7- What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
8- What did the one soggy boob say to the other soggy boob?
If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.
9- How do you know if a Mexican girl is pregnant?
Trust me, she is.
10- What do a woman and a bar have in common?
Liq-her in the front, poke her in the back.
11- A cop told a suspect to put his hands up…
And then he shot him. You know why?
Cuz he didn’t say ’Simon says put your hands up.’
12- How do kill a circus clown?
You go for the Juggular.
13- What do a black guy and a long-distance relationship have in common?
They both don’t work.
14- Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist use the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent.
15- Why did the neo-nazi fall his driver’s test?
Cuz he only made alt-rights.
16- What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
Good Morning, ladies.
17- Why did the Russian’s wife kick her husband out of bed?
Cuz he was Pootin.
18- When do women like to have sex with the lights off?
Because they can’t stand to see a man having a good time.
19- I saw a kaleidoscope having sex.
It came in all shapes and sizes.
20- Why can’t you stop a legless dog?
Cause he has no pause.
21- Why does a mermaid wear seashells?
She outgrew her a shells.
22- Whose the best singing fish in all of the sea?
23- What do you call batman when he skips church?
24- Why didn’t patty like to play in the sun?
Because patty melts.
25- Why isn’t there a pregnant barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
26- You hear about the jump rope Elon Musk designed for big people?
27- DMX just tested positive with covid, and said he’s gon spread it towards everybody.
Like he told us before, x gon give it to Ya.
28- Did you hear about the sexually fluid buffalo that came out to his father?
He was a Bi-son.
29- What did the “O” say to the “Q”?
Your dick is out.
30- What do you call two weaves that get together?
It’s a track meet.
31 What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
32- Did you hear about the little guy who won the surf competition?
He did it all on Microwaves.
33- Who is Thomas the tank engine’s favorite rapper?
The stock market.
35- What do you call an it teacher that touches his students?
A pdf file.
36- Who does a Pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?
37- What’s the best thing about dating a homeless women?
You can drop her off anywhere.
38- What do you call a pitbull that lives in alaska?
A chili dog.
39- What’s the difference between a joke and 3 dicks?
Your mom can’t take a joke.
40- What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
41- Women with big tits work at hooters, where does a women with one leg work?
42- I’m dating this hot midget that’s an airline pilot.
43- Why is a women like a condom?
Because they both spend more time in your wallet, than on your dick.
44- What’s slimy, cold, long, and smells like pork?
Kermit the frog’s finger.
45- What’s the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple doesn’t cum on your face until you’re a teenager.
46- How do you get a Nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
47- Why don’t black peple go on cruises?
Because they already been fooled by that shit once.
48- What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
49- How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the shit out of the room for being black.
50- What do you call a 600lb dad that’s one cupcake away from exploding?
51- What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
52- Why doesn,t anyone want to shave a crazy sheep?
Because it’s a baaaaad idea.
53- A guy asked me if I wanted to donate for a swimming pool
so I gave hi, a glass of water.
54- How did Rihanna find out that Chris Brown was cheating?
Because she found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
55- Which sexual position leads to ugly children?
I don’t know either, ask your mother.
56- What did the Rapper say in the mirror?
“Game recognize game!”
57- I have the body of a 25 year old
But it’s in my refrigerator.
58- What did the sign on the door of the whore house say?
“Beat it, we’re closed.”
59- What do you call a white guy with a big dick?