A new group of dad jokes that starting with a title: Drinking Jokes. These jokes are really funny and I’m sure they gonna make you happy all day and night. We make new dad jokes almost every day, so you can check our last three funny jokes: Terrible Dad Jokes, Neighborhood Jokes, Best Dad Jokes.
Drinking Jokes
1- What’s the difference between an ugly woman and a cute woman?
Five Drinks.
2- What happened to the girl’s lipstick after she drank a Vodka tonic?
It Smirnoff.
3- A woman and a duck walk into a bar
The bartender says “Where’d you get that dog from?”
The woman says “It’s a duck”
The bartender says, “I’m talkin’ to the duck, bitch!”
4- Why won’t the farmer have sex in the barn?
Cause he doesn’t want the Hennessy.
5- A good bar is like a good woman. You know why?
Cause liquor in the front and poker in the back.
6- What is offset’s favorite drink?
Ba- Cardi!
7- What’s Usher’s favorite drink?
Fireball.
8- What did Jenny tell Forrest GUMP she wanted to drink?
RUM, Forrest, RUM!
9- Did you hear about the peanuts that went out to the Bar last night?
One was a salted.
10- Did you hear about the two balls I licked last night?
One was a salted.
11- A chicken walks into a Bar
He asks for a patron and pineapple
The bartender says,
“We don’t serve that here, Try the Bar across the road.”
12- What’s the worst Alcohol to drink while you’re driving?
Brandy.
13- A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog.
He starts swinging his dog around in the bar all crazy.
“Man, what the hell are you doin’ He said, “I’m just looking around”
