If you were celebrating with your family on father’s day and you were looking for good father’s day dad jokes, So you are in the good place, because we are going to show you the best dad jokes ever that you can celebrate with your dad.
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Father’s Day Dad Jokes
1- How did the farmer fix the hole in his pants?
Cabbage patch.
2- Why couldn’t the butt cheeks get along?
There was too much crap between them.
3- What TV show can you see the killers passing gas?
First farty eight.
4- What do you call a canine in a blizzard?
A chilly dog.
5- What do fat people use for an alarm clock?
A Taco Bell.
6- Why didn’t the strawberries like the grapes?
Because they always wine.
7- What did the soda say to his sick two-liter?
Maybe you need to see DR. Pepper.
8- What type of spaceship did the young Jedi get for their seventeenth birthday?
A used Toy Yoda.
9- Why do pirates believe in themselves?
Because the know who they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
10- Why did the man walk on one foot to the ATM?
He wanted to check his balance.
11- What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
12- What do you call it when someone steals an iPhone?
An apple Jack.
13- What do bitter people eat for dessert?
A hot grudge sundae.
14- How do planets communicate with each other?
Through spacebook.
15- What do you call a rapper on a juice cleanse?
Lil smoothie vert.
16- What did the cheeseburger propose with?
An onion ring.
17- What did the salad say when it was getting served?
Lettuce off this plate.
18- What did the iPhone have for dessert?
An apple pie.
19- What did the elephant say to the caretaker that was feeding him?
Just put it in my trunk.
20- What did the hand say to the dough?
I’m gonna knead you to get this bread.
21- What do you call an ambitious vegetable?
Hustle sprouts.
