Today we bring you the most 46 funniest dad jokes ever. The jokes can make you laugh like crazy with your friends and family. So enjoy this collection as much as you can. Have a good day.
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Funniest Dad Jokes
1- What did the Mushroom say to impress his date?
I’m A fungi.
2- What do you call a sad coffee?
A depresso.
3- What is a pig’s favorite football team?
The my-hammy dolphins.
4- Me and my wife were perfectly happy for 28 years…
And then we met each other.
5- What do you call Nicki minaj when she has hot flashes?
Nicki Menopaj.
6- What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line or Kevin.
7- Where does Drake’s dog go poop?
In De-Grassy.
8- How does a dog stop a video?
He hits the paws button.
9- What are Super Mario’s pants made of?
Denim, Denim, Denim.
10- What’s a frog’s favorite drink?
Croak-a-cola.
11- Why shouldn’t you make fun of a fat person with a lisp?
‘Cause they’re thick and third of it ’
12- I really hate puns about german sausages…
They’re the wurst.
13- What do you call scary Mexican food?
A Boo-Rito.
14- What do vegan zombies eat?
Grraaaiiinnnns!
15- Did you know cardi has a twin sister who’s into fitness?
Her name’s Cardi o.
16- What’s a ghost’s favorite pasta?
Fettuccine afraid-o.
17- How do you milk sheep?
You bring out a new iPhone for 1000$.
18- Why did the magician keep a few candy bars in his arm pockets?
He liked to keep a few Twix up his sleeve.
19- What do you call scooby doo with a blunt in his mouth?
Scooby Dooby.
20- How do Mexicans keep warm?
They use chicken fa-heat-as.
21- What did the Latino male sing when he lost his job?
Living la Vida broke-a.
22- Where does the Fonz like to go for lunch?
Chick-fil-ayyy.
23- If Bryson tiller was an uber driver what would he say upon arrival?
Pull up, skrr, get in the ride.
24- If LeBron James converted to Judaism, what would his name be?
L’chaim James.
25- Who is Poseidon’s, the king of the sea, favorite rapper?
Lil mermaid.
26- What did the director say to the Migos when they ruined his commercial shoot?
Offset!
27- What does frosty the snowman call a nose job?
Baby carrots.
28- What kind of pants does Michael Jackson wear?
Billie Jeans.
29- Why did Danny, Uncle Jesse, Joey, and Michele REjoice in Vegas?
Because they had a full house.
30- What is an alcoholic’s favorite cartoon?
Booze Clues.
31- Why do you call a vagina wearing timberlands?
Puss in boots.
32- What did Beyonce call her husband when he wouldn’t take out the trash?
Lay-z.
33- What do you call a hen on lookout patrol?
Hen-a-see.
34- What type of beans make you feel cold on the inside?
Chilly Beans.
35- What do you call Patti LaBelle at the clinic?
Crabby Patti.
36- What did the baby corn on the cob call his father?
Pop Corn.
37- Why was steve Urkel always at protest and picket lines?
Because family matters.
38- What condiment always seems to be lagging behind?
Ketchup.
39- Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set?
Neither did she.
40- Why do they always call my girlfriend hot?
‘Cause her name is summer.’
41- What do you call a bird who drinks too much?
An Owlcoholic.
42- What do you call someone who puts poison on a person’s corn flakes?
Cereal killer.
43- What does Rick Ross say when he’s doing a load of whites?
I think I need bleach!
44- What do you call an exploding monkey?
A be-boon!
45- What does diddy say when he’s cooking pies?
Bake that, Bake that.
46- What didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
He had nobody to go with.
