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Best 23 Funny Jokes For Kids will love it
1- What did the butt say to the other butt?
PPPPPPPPTZ.
2- What did the fly order at the Ice cream shop?
Two Scoops of poop.
3- What do flies eat for breakfast?
A bowl of poop loops.
4- What do you call an apple that farts?
A fruity tooty.
5- Why can’t you give elsa a Balloon?
Because she will let it go.
6- Why did the cow cross the road?
They wanted to go to the mooooovies.
7- What do you say when you lose a wii game?
I want a wii-Match.
8-What button is impossible to unbutton?
The belly button.
9- Why did the balloon go near the needle?
He wanted to be a pop star.
10- What did the french guy do when he drank too much water?
He went oui oui in his pants.
11- What do you call a bear with no socks on?
Bare foot.
12- What is the best time to see the dentist?
Sometimes before tooth hurty.
13- What is a computer’s favorite food?
Micro-Chips.
14- How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
15- Where do pencils spend their vacations?
In Pencil-Vania.
16- Why was the tomato all red?
It saw the salad dressing.
17- What is invisible and smells of worms?
A bird’s fart.
18- What doesn’t Spongebop go to the beach?
He doesn’t like getting Sandy cheeks.
19- How do you cure hunger in Minecraft?
Three square meals.
20- What do you call a Minecraft celebration?
A block party.
21- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kitten
Kitten who?
You gotta be kitten me.
22- What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help?
Lemon-Aid.
23- What do you call a female magician in the desert?
A Sand-Witch.
