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Funny Kids Jokes 2021
1- What did the butt say to the other butt?
ppppppppppt.
2- What did the fly order at the ice cream shop?
Two scoops of poop.
3- What do flies eat for breakfast?
A bowl of poop loops.
4- What do you call an apple that farts?
A fruity tooty.
5- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
6- Why did the cow cross the road?
They wanted to go to the mooooooovies.
7- What do you say when you lose a Wii game?
I want a Wii match.
8- What button is impossible to unbutton?
The belly button.
9- Why did the balloon go near the needle?
He wanted to be a pop star.
10- What did the french guy do when he drank too much water?
He went oui oui in his pants.
11- What do you call a bear with no socks on?
Barefoot.
12- When is the best time to see the dentist?
Sometimes before tooth hurty.
13- What is a computer’s favorite food?
Micro-chips.
14- How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
15- Where do pencils spend their vacations?
In pencil-vania.
16- Why was the tomato all red?
It saw the salad dressing.
17- What is invisible and smells of worms?
A bird’s fart.
18- Why doesn’t SpongeBob go to the beach?
He doesn’t like getting sandy cheeks.
19- How do you cure hunger in Minecraft?
Three square meals.
20- What do you call a Minecraft celebration?
A block party.
21- What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help?
Lemon-Aid.
22- What do you call a female Magician in the desert?
A sand-witch.
23- What kind of sandwich stinks?
A peanutbutter and smelly.
24- What do you call an older bear who lost his dentures?
A gummy bear.
25- Why did the banana take some medicine?
Cause he wasn’t peeling well.
26- What do bees use to style their hair?
A honeycomb.
27- What was the ducks favorite meal?
Cheese and Quakers.
28- What is the best fruit to eat at the post office?
A water mail-in.
29- What do you call a rabbit that gets stung by a bee?
A honey bunny.
30- Why did the doctor become angry?
Because he ran out of patience.
31- What candy made the astronaut sad?
Starburst.
32- How did penny propose to the other penny?
He said together we make cents.
33- What kind of food do kids eat to celebrate?
Confetti and meatballs.
34- Why did the cow start being mean to all other cows?
He was in a baaad mooood.
