Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time

Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time

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Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time

1- What kind of bee makes milk?

Boobies.

Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time

 

2- What’s the best day to cook?

Fry-Day.

Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time

 

3- Why was the man’s birthday stinky?

Because he was turning farty.

Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time

 

4- Did you hear about the power outlet with legs?

It was a plug walk.

Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time

 

5- What did the fat girl with a lisp say after sex?

Ooooh thit.

Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time

 

6- What do you call the president of the dance club?

Donald Krump.

Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time

 

7- Why won’t the farmer have sex in the barn?

Cause he doesn’t want the Hennessy.

Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time

 

8- What did the mumble rapper say to her son when he scraped his knee?

Aww, lil’ uzi hurt?

Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time

 

9- Why did Scottie not get his wife pregnant?

  Cause he only put the pip in!

Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time

 

10- What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people of Dubai don’t like the flintstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi do.

Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time

 

11- A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog.

He’s swinging his dog around crazy and the bartender’s like.

“Man, what the hell are you doing?”

He said, “I’m just looking around.”

Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time

 

12- What does a peanut say when it sneezes?

Cashew!

Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time

 

13- A blind man walks into a bar

And a table and a chair and people.

Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time

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