Horrible Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Hilariously

Horrible Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Hilariously

Here are the most horrible dad jokes 2021. This group of dad jokes contains 12 jokes that can make you laugh hilariously. For more funny dad jokes, Check this out: Dark Dad Jokes, Christmas Dad Jokes, Dirty Dad Jokes 2021.

 

Horrible Dad Jokes

1- What do you call a buff dad?

GYM.

Horrible Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Hilariously

 

2- How does Harry Potter get down the hill?

Running J.K, Rowling.

Horrible Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Hilariously

 

3- Why were the sodas mad after the basketball game?

Sierra Mist.

Horrible Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Hilariously

 

4- I have the heart of a lion. and now also a lifetime ban to the San Diego zoo.

Horrible Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Hilariously

 

5- What does Santa Claus do at the annual Christmas fashion show?

He Sleighs!

Horrible Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Hilariously

 

6- Today my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?”

I actually burst into tears, Because he’s 10 now. And should know my name is Dave.

Horrible Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Hilariously

 

7- What part of the body never wins?

De feet.

Horrible Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Hilariously

 

8- Where do you take someone who’s injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

The! I see you.

Horrible Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Hilariously

 

9- What part of the body always wins?

The wiener.

Horrible Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Hilariously

 

10- What has five toes, but isn’t your foot?

My foot.

Horrible Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Hilariously

 

11- What did Mike Tyson tell me when I told him he was acting a fool?

That’s ludacrith.

Horrible Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Hilariously

 

12- Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu, You just get what you deserve.

Horrible Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Hilariously

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