Here are the most horrible dad jokes 2021. This group of dad jokes contains 12 jokes that can make you laugh hilariously. For more funny dad jokes, Check this out: Dark Dad Jokes, Christmas Dad Jokes, Dirty Dad Jokes 2021.
Horrible Dad Jokes
1- What do you call a buff dad?
GYM.
2- How does Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running J.K, Rowling.
3- Why were the sodas mad after the basketball game?
Sierra Mist.
4- I have the heart of a lion. and now also a lifetime ban to the San Diego zoo.
5- What does Santa Claus do at the annual Christmas fashion show?
He Sleighs!
6- Today my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?”
I actually burst into tears, Because he’s 10 now. And should know my name is Dave.
7- What part of the body never wins?
De feet.
8- Where do you take someone who’s injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
The! I see you.
9- What part of the body always wins?
The wiener.
10- What has five toes, but isn’t your foot?
My foot.
11- What did Mike Tyson tell me when I told him he was acting a fool?
That’s ludacrith.
12- Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu, You just get what you deserve.
