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Neighborhood Jokes 2021
1- Where do horses live during the winter?
A naaayborhood.
2- What do you throw on a house to make it feel sexy?
Ad-dress.
3- Why did the black mama yell at her fridge?
Because it was running in the house!
4- My neighbor is a stripper named sugar and my wife hates her…
Because I’m always going over there to borrow sugar.
5- So I made a meal using parts of every different culture, including Chinese traditional..
It was from all works of life.
6- Where did the quiet neighborhood store all of its ICE?
In a col-de- SAC.
7- What do you call a black and Asian man in traffic?
Rush Hour!
8- Can you believe my neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall?
It was his own silly asphalt.
9- Why did the drunk barber go to bed?
He was faded.
10- What did the newly blind man say after he read some young thug lyrics in braille?
Now, this is Bumpin!
11- So my neighbor got mad at me yesterday and took my gate.
I guess she took a fence.
12- Where do power cords go shopping?
At an outlet mall.
13- So I saw two shapes about to fight and all I heard was…
Square up!
14- I’m so happy I’ve got a whole stable of horses and they’re all made out of candy!
I’m a Jolly Rancher!
