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Neighborhood Jokes 2021

1- Where do horses live during the winter?

A naaayborhood.

Neighborhood Jokes 2021 - dad jokes

 

2- What do you throw on a house to make it feel sexy?

Ad-dress.

Neighborhood Jokes 2021 - dad jokes

 

3-  Why did the black mama yell at her fridge?

Because it was running in the house!

Neighborhood Jokes 2021 - dad jokes

 

4- My neighbor is a stripper named sugar and my wife hates her…

Because I’m always going over there to borrow sugar.

Neighborhood Jokes 2021 - dad jokes

 

5- So I made a meal using parts of every different culture, including Chinese traditional..

It was from all works of life.

Neighborhood Jokes 2021 - dad jokes

 

6- Where did the quiet neighborhood store all of its ICE?

In a col-de- SAC.

Neighborhood Jokes 2021 - dad jokes

 

7- What do you call a black and Asian man in traffic?

Rush Hour!

Neighborhood Jokes 2021 - dad jokes

 

8- Can you believe my neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall?

It was his own silly asphalt.

Neighborhood Jokes 2021 - dad jokes

 

9- Why did the drunk barber go to bed?

He was faded.

Neighborhood Jokes 2021 - dad jokes

 

10- What did the newly blind man say after he read some young thug lyrics in braille?

Now, this is Bumpin!

Neighborhood Jokes 2021 - dad jokes

 

11- So my neighbor got mad at me yesterday and took my gate.

I guess she took a fence.

Neighborhood Jokes 2021 - dad jokes

 

12- Where do power cords go shopping?

At an outlet mall.

Neighborhood Jokes 2021 - dad jokes

 

13- So I saw two shapes about to fight and all I heard was…

Square up!

Neighborhood Jokes 2021 - dad jokes

 

14- I’m so happy I’ve got a whole stable of horses and they’re all made out of candy!

I’m a Jolly Rancher!

Neighborhood Jokes 2021 - dad jokes

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