15 New Funny Jokes that are really funny

One joke can change your day, so try to browse our new funny jokes to make your day. Enjoy reading as well as you can. Here are some related funny jokes: Best Dad Jokes 2021, Funny Jokes For Teens, Funny dad jokes of 2021.

1- What is orange and Rhymes with Parrot?

A carrot.

New Funny Jokes that are really funny

 

2- Why did the female rooster cross the road?

‘Cause she wanted to see what that cock could do-do-do.’

New Funny Jokes that are really funny

 

3- What did the evil chicken lay?

Deviled Eggs.

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4- Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

 Because they lactose.

New Funny Jokes that are really funny

 

5- Why did the golfer bring two pair of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one.

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6- Why do ships have barcodes?

‘Cause you gotta Scandinavian.’

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7- What do you call a broken flower?

A drrtick rose.

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8- What happened to the frog who got a ticket and didn’t pay it?

Did he get toad?

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9- What time do ducks wake up?

At the quack of dawn.

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10- What’s R. Kelly’s favorite childhood game?

Hide and pee.

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11- Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?

‘Cause he was on a roll.’

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12- What’s Brown and Rhymes with Boi?

Andre 3000.

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13- Why did Lil Wayne have to use an inhaler?

He’s a Lil Weezy.

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14- What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

One’s a dollar fifty.

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15- What do you call a Bomb that lands on a cow but does not explode?

A milk dud.

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16- Growing up, What was usher’s favorite food his mom would make him?

Her Peas.

New Funny Jokes that are really funny

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