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1- What is orange and Rhymes with Parrot?
A carrot.
2- Why did the female rooster cross the road?
‘Cause she wanted to see what that cock could do-do-do.’
3- What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled Eggs.
4- Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
5- Why did the golfer bring two pair of pants?
Just in case he got a hole in one.
6- Why do ships have barcodes?
‘Cause you gotta Scandinavian.’
7- What do you call a broken flower?
A drrtick rose.
8- What happened to the frog who got a ticket and didn’t pay it?
Did he get toad?
9- What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
10- What’s R. Kelly’s favorite childhood game?
Hide and pee.
11- Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
‘Cause he was on a roll.’
12- What’s Brown and Rhymes with Boi?
Andre 3000.
13- Why did Lil Wayne have to use an inhaler?
He’s a Lil Weezy.
14- What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One’s a dollar fifty.
15- What do you call a Bomb that lands on a cow but does not explode?
A milk dud.
16- Growing up, What was usher’s favorite food his mom would make him?
Her Peas.
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