We’ve rounded up the funniest Seriously Funny Jokes that’s gonna make you laugh out loud. These funny jokes will turn your scowl upside down before you know it.
This new collection of jokes contains more than 69 very funny jokes. The jokes will help you cheer up and will crack a great big smile on your face. You can find more funny jokes on this website like; Dad jokes, Teens jokes, and Family jokes.
Get ready to laugh till you start crying.
Best 63 Seriously Funny Jokes:
- What do you call Pikachu when he joins the black lives matter movement?
A wokemon.
- What did the car say to its tires?
Thanks for keeping it wheel. - How does a Japanese doge say “Hello”?
Konnichiwa-wa. - What did the bee say to his wife when they were running late for dinner?
Hurry up, honey. - Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose. - What kind of waves do tiny surfers ride?
Microwaves. - What did the power ranger say to his patients when he became a doctor?
It’s morphine time!
- What does a grizzly say when he calls customer service?
Just bear with me. - What’s Mozart’s favorite trap song?
Bach and Boujee. - What do you call someone who sells themselves in exchange for spaghetti?
A PASTA-TUTE. - What’s a ratchet girl’s favorite store in the mall?
Thot Topic.
- What do you call Irish furniture?
Patty O furniture. - Why can’t you get out of a sex cult with R.Kelly?
Once you’re in…URINE. - What kind of art class does a coal miner take?
Minecrafts. - What did the mumble rapper say to her son when he scraped his knee?
AWW, LIL’ UZI HURT. - What do you call fake spaghetti?
An Impasta. - Who was Chamillionaire’s favorite author?
J.K Rowling - What did the salt say to the pepper?
Catch you next seasoning - You know a guy threw a gallon of milk at my head…
How dairy? - Why was the man’s birthday so stinky?
Because he was turning farty. - What do you call a man with no money?
You don’t. - If the math book could speak what would it say?
So you thought you had problems. - What do you call a bunch of people vacationing on a boat running from their responsibilities?
A TED Cruz. - Why do people sound bright until you hear them speak?
Because light travels faster than sound. - What was the fish’s favorite singer?
Johnny girls. - Why does my ex still miss me?
Because her aim is off. - What movie does Ciara hate the most?
Back to the future. - What do you call a clown who makes burgers?
Under paid. - Why did the vegan move from his apartment?
Because there wasn’t mushroom. Where do sheep go for a haircut?
The Babashop.
What do you call a chiropractor in the woods?
A Lumbar Jack.
What does a parent love more than a successful child?
An A + Successful child.
What music do therapists listen to?
Shrink Rap.
What do you call a person who is pessimistic about money?
Negative fi-nancy.
What does it take to work at a zoo in Australia?
Koalafications.
Did you know the man who invented the umbrella was just going to call it a Brella.
But he hesitated.
What do you call a young child rapper with an odd future?
Toddler the creator.
My wife is having an affair with her dietician.
It was a cheat day.
What did the judge say to the Dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
My sister recently went vegan.
Sounds like a missed steak!
What do you call a bear with no ears?
B.
What happened when the mom found out her daughter messed up the laundry?
She got in one heck of a load of trouble.
What is Santa’s favorite type of music?
Rap.
44- How do you get a country girls attention?
A tractor.
45- What kind of hat did the Michelin man wear?
A hub cap.
46- What did Tennessee do?
The same shit Arkansas.
47- Why can’t sneaker heads walk a righteous path after they’re hooked on drugs?
Because they all sell their soles.
48- My wife asked me to go to the store and get 6 cans of the sprite.
When I got home I realized I picked 7up.
49- How do a lot of beautiful babies take mom’s breath away?
They get caught in her windpipe.
50- What do you call a naughty lamb dressed up as a skeleton for Halloween?
Baaaad to the bone.
51- What does your mom have in common with a good food processor?
Turn me on and they’ll toss your salad.
52- Two guys walk into a bar.
The third guy ducked.
53- Why do single people always go to the GYM?
Because relationships don’t work out.
54- What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener.
55- I was cleaning up a pot in the kitchen another day. But I didn’t finish.
I guess you could say I put it on the back burner.
56- What do you call a man that can’t stand?
Kneel.
57- What type of toothpaste does everyone in dreamville use?
J Colgate.
58- What did the robber say to the baker?
Give me all your dough.
59- What’s Nicki Minaj’s least favorite web browser?
Safari.
60- What does a basketball player say when he misses a shot?
Shoot.
61- What do you call a penis that disappears?
Magic Johnson.
62- What do you call a gangster who wears eyeliner?
An emoji.
63- My dad used to bring extra socks to play golf.
In case he got a hole in one.
64- What is the name of the one member that was kicked out of the Migos?
Upset.
65- What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
An Irr-elephant.
66- What does a karate master get rewarded with while driving?
A seat belt.
67- What did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
He said, “If I’m gonna be impotent, I’m gonna look impotent.”
68- What do you call a man built like a strong pitbull puppy?
Kevin hart.
69- My lady’s brother is so funky.
It was like satan himself was barbecuing chilling in his drawers.
70-A cheeseburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
