New Silly Dad Jokes 2021

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Silly Dad Jokes

1- why does a snoop dog use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

New Silly Dad Jokes 2021

2-Why should you kiss your girl with a runny nose?

Cuz it’s snot punny.

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3- What type of food is good for your feet?

Shoe-Shi.

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4- What do you call a fat psychic?

4-chin-teller.

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5- How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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6- What did the white bread say to the wheat bread?

When it told him a rumor?

Foreal Dough?!

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7- Why didn’t the melons get married?

Cuz they can’t elope?

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8- What did the bartender say to the eggs, Toast, and Bacon when they walked into the Bar?

 Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.

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9- What do you call a woman officer deep in her feeling?

ِAn insecurity guard.

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10- What do you call a nun who’s driving?

Virgin Mobile.

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11- What insect listens to Jay z?

A Bomble bae.

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12- What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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13- Why can’t ghosts have babies?

 Cuz they have Hollow-Weenies.

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14- What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming Trunks.

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15- Why don’t black people trust stairs?

Cuz they’re always up to something.

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15- How is a piece of gum like a sneeze?

It’s A-Chew!

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