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Silly Dad Jokes
1- why does a snoop dog use an umbrella?
For Drizzle.
2-Why should you kiss your girl with a runny nose?
Cuz it’s snot punny.
3- What type of food is good for your feet?
Shoe-Shi.
4- What do you call a fat psychic?
4-chin-teller.
5- How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
6- What did the white bread say to the wheat bread?
When it told him a rumor?
Foreal Dough?!
7- Why didn’t the melons get married?
Cuz they can’t elope?
8- What did the bartender say to the eggs, Toast, and Bacon when they walked into the Bar?
Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.
9- What do you call a woman officer deep in her feeling?
ِAn insecurity guard.
10- What do you call a nun who’s driving?
Virgin Mobile.
11- What insect listens to Jay z?
A Bomble bae.
12- What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
13- Why can’t ghosts have babies?
Cuz they have Hollow-Weenies.
14- What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming Trunks.
15- Why don’t black people trust stairs?
Cuz they’re always up to something.
15- How is a piece of gum like a sneeze?
It’s A-Chew!
