You can enjoy the Thanksgiving days with those 19 funny thanksgiving dad jokes. You gonna be so happy on these pleasing days of this year, while you are reading those funny jokes. To get more jokes, check this out: Funniest Dad Jokes 2021, Couples Jokes, Great Dad Jokes 2021.
Thanksgiving Dad Jokes
1- Why did the stuffing ask for his privacy?
Because he was dressing.
2- Where do you go black Friday shopping?
Old gravy.
3- Did you hear about the social media site for thanksgiving?
It’s called Insta-cranberry.
4- How do Alcoholics get in their house?
Wis-Key.
5- What did Nicki Minaj bring to thanksgiving dinner?
Dem Yams.
6- What’s the most comforting RAP group ever?
Bonehugs-n-harmony.
7- What is Turkey’s favorite song?
Let me see you Gobble Gobble.
8- Did you hear about the catholic woman who was late to her thanksgiving dinner?
She didn’t get Nun.
9- What branch of the military was Doboy in?
The gravy.
10- What do you call it when two potatoes hook up?
Mashing.
11- Why did the goose call his insurance agent?
He wanted to lower his de-duck-table.
12- What does Doboy get when he plays dodgeball?
Hit.
13- No one seemed to like my bread jokes…
They were so corny.
14- What did the cat eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
15- Where did the cow go to get his insurance?
State Farm.
16- You want to hear a spooky ghost joke?
That’s the spirit.
17- What do you call it when two coconuts get into a car accident?
A pina collide-a.
18- Which rapper terrified of thanksgiving?
Birdman.
19- What did the bartender dress up as for Halloween?
Bloody mary.
