19 Funny Thanksgiving Dad Jokes 

19 Funny Thanksgiving Dad Jokes 

You can enjoy the Thanksgiving days with those 19 funny thanksgiving dad jokes. You gonna be so happy on these pleasing days of this year, while you are reading those funny jokes. To get more jokes, check this out: Funniest Dad Jokes 2021, Couples Jokes, Great Dad Jokes 2021.

 

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

1- Why did the stuffing ask for his privacy?

Because he was dressing.

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

2- Where do you go black Friday shopping?

Old gravy.

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

3- Did you hear about the social media site for thanksgiving?

It’s called Insta-cranberry.

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

4- How do Alcoholics get in their house?

Wis-Key.

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

5- What did Nicki Minaj bring to thanksgiving dinner?

Dem Yams.

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

6- What’s the most comforting RAP group ever?

Bonehugs-n-harmony.

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

7- What is Turkey’s favorite song?

Let me see you Gobble Gobble.

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

8- Did you hear about the catholic woman who was late to her thanksgiving dinner?

She didn’t get Nun.

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

9- What branch of the military was Doboy in?

The gravy.

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

10- What do you call it when two potatoes hook up?

Mashing.

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

11- Why did the goose call his insurance agent?

He wanted to lower his de-duck-table.

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

12- What does Doboy get when he plays dodgeball?

Hit.

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

13- No one seemed to like my bread jokes…

They were so corny.

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

14- What did the cat eat on a hot day?

A mice cream cone.

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

15- Where did the cow go to get his insurance?

State Farm.

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

16- You want to hear a spooky ghost joke?

That’s the spirit.

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

17- What do you call it when two coconuts get into a car accident?

A pina collide-a.

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

18- Which rapper terrified of thanksgiving?

Birdman.

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

19- What did the bartender dress up as for Halloween?

Bloody mary.

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

 

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