There is a lot of funny situations that happen in the family and the funniest jokes are the once that happen between the dad and his children. That is why we are sharing with you the Best Dad Jokes 2021 Part Two.
Best Dad Jokes 2021 Part Two
Today we are going to share with you 5 of the best dad jokes 2020 Part Two and they are the funniest dad jokes ever. This is the second post of the “Best Dad Jokes” series that we are going to share with you on this website. So keep your eye on the newest and funniest dad jokes and get ready to laugh.
The First Best Dad Jokes 2021 Part Two
A stingy dad lost his son. He did an announcement that A 12 years age kid is disappeared a few days ago. “He is wearing a green shirt with blue jeans, and he has 20$ in his pocket. The person who finds him bring me the money back. Thanks”
The Second Dad Joke
|A daughter asked her stingy dad to buy her makeup and he bought her a 7UP.|
The Third Dad Joke
A hot girl asked a stingy dad to sleep with her and give her a 200$. He answered her “but what if I couldn’t sleep are you giving me my money back.”
The Fourth Dad Joke
A stingy Dad was asked: when the winter comes what are you going to do??!
He said: I will set close to the heater.
They told him: What if it gets colder?
He said: I will get closer to the heater.
They told him: What if it freezes?
He said: I will turn on the heater.
The Fifth Dad Joke
A stingy dad was asked to donate to build a cemetery fence. He said: I have never ever saw a dead body escape from his grave.