Top Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Like Crazy

Top Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Like Crazy

Are you looking for the top dad jokes? Yes, you are in a good place. Because we are going to show you the best dad jokes that can make you laugh like crazy. Enjoy reading with your friends and family.

 

Top Dad Jokes

1- What did the shark say to the chunky fish?

It’s time to scarf it back.

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2- Why was the movie theater’s wife mad at him?

Because he had projectile dysfunction.

Top Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Like Crazy

 

3- What does Snoop Dogg call it when his game freezes up?

Gliaaatch!

Top Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Like Crazy

 

4- What did the game say to the game system?

Please console me.

Top Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Like Crazy

 

5- Why was the soldier in the bathroom?

Because he felt the call of doody.

Top Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Like Crazy

 

6- Why couldn’t the computer dance?

He had no Algo rhythm.

Top Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Like Crazy

 

7- What did the flip flops say to the tennis shoes?

Quit sneakin’ around!

Top Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Like Crazy

 

8- What does a Jewish goat do at thirteen?

Has a Baaahitzvah.

Top Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Like Crazy

 

9- How does a pilot take his sandwich?

Plane.

Top Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Like Crazy

 

10- What kind of cereal does luigi eat?

Mari-oooh’s.

Top Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Like Crazy

 

11- What do you call a prisoner who gets released from jail?

A free guy.

Top Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Like Crazy

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