Are you looking for the top dad jokes? Yes, you are in a good place. Because we are going to show you the best dad jokes that can make you laugh like crazy. Enjoy reading with your friends and family.
Top Dad Jokes
1- What did the shark say to the chunky fish?
It’s time to scarf it back.
2- Why was the movie theater’s wife mad at him?
Because he had projectile dysfunction.
3- What does Snoop Dogg call it when his game freezes up?
Gliaaatch!
4- What did the game say to the game system?
Please console me.
5- Why was the soldier in the bathroom?
Because he felt the call of doody.
6- Why couldn’t the computer dance?
He had no Algo rhythm.
7- What did the flip flops say to the tennis shoes?
Quit sneakin’ around!
8- What does a Jewish goat do at thirteen?
Has a Baaahitzvah.
9- How does a pilot take his sandwich?
Plane.
10- What kind of cereal does luigi eat?
Mari-oooh’s.
11- What do you call a prisoner who gets released from jail?
A free guy.
