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Catholic Priest Jokes 2021
1- What happened when 20 got hungry?
28.
2- Last night, Amira was telling me, ‘your snoring was like a loud muffler’
I told her, ‘well, I’m exhausted.’
3- What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?
Very little.
4- What did one dinner plate say to the next?
Dinner’s on me.
5- What did the Janitor say as he popped out of the closet?
Supplies!
6- Ah, I just remembered my birthday is really going to stink this year, you know why?
Because I am turning farty.
7- Which country’s capital is the fastest growing?
Ireland’s, every year it’s Dublin.
8- Why do fish live in saltwater?
Because if they live in pepper water they would sneeze.
9- What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A father-in-law.
10- You know, a guy threw a bag of milk at me.
How dairy!
11- Why couldn’t jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there’s something fishy about it.
12- What goes “ooo”?
A cow with on lips.
13- That was udder-ly hilarious.
I’ll stop milking this joke.
14- What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
Imma cashew.
15- What did the grizzly say when he called customer service?
Just bear with me.
16- What did adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, eve!
17- Why was the pediatrician always losing his temper?
Because he had little patients.
18- My dad always around Christmas loves it when all four of us are together, and it reminds him of Christmas lights.
He says, “half of you don’t work, and the other half is not so bright”
19- How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was able.
20- You have six eyes, two mouths, and three ears. You are…?
Ugly!
21- Want to hear a joke about potassium?
K
How about sodium?
Na
