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Short Dad Jokes 2021
1- What does the cheese say after it makes a jump shot?
Swissss.
2- What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
3- What did the milk get for its sweet 16?
Everything, cuz it was spoiled.
4- How many South Americans does it take to build a light bulb?
A Brazilian.
5- What time do the lemon and lime wake up?
Sprite and early.
6- What did the shoes say to the pants?
Whaddup britches!
7- What do you call a plant with an STD?
Poison H-IVY.
8- What’s the difference between tuna, a piano, and some glue?
You can tuna piano up, but you pretty much can’t
Piano on no tuna.
9- Why did the ghost love the apollo?
Because everybody was saying “Booo”
10- Why did the boy fear condiments on his food?
Because he really couldn’t relish it.
11- Why do black people love Hennessy?
Because that’s the only time we get to taste privilege.
12- Why does the vampire always get picked last?
Because he sucks.
13- What is a tiger’s favorite car?
A cat-illac.
14- What do you call police officers in bed?
An undercover cop.
15- What do you call a Latina that sleeps around?
Tac-Hoes.
