Woman funny jokes | Best 32 woman jokes 2021

Woman funny jokes - best 13 woman jokes 2021

Are you looking for the best woman funny jokes in 2021? You are in a good place. Here is the new collection that is going to make you laugh like crazy. The jokes have a positive effect on our brains. So you need to read new and fresh funny jokes every day. Don’t forget to check out our last collections: Funny Jokes For Kids, Stupid Funny Jokes, and super funny jokes. Enjoy reading. 

Best Woman funny jokes 2021

1- Why was Yung Miami from the city girls getting on my nerves?

Because was on her periodt.

Woman funny jokes - best 13 woman jokes 2021

 

2- What does a dog say when he finds his favorite toy?

“Woof there it is!”

Woman funny jokes - best 13 woman jokes 2021

 

3- How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, Because It’s not the lightbulb that needs changing.

Woman funny jokes - best 13 woman jokes 2021

 

4- Why did Beyonce go back to school?

Because she wanted to get in formation.

Woman funny jokes - best 13 woman jokes 2021

 

5- Why was the bird wearing some Timbs and a Gucci belt?

Because it was a culture vulture.

Woman funny jokes - best 13 woman jokes 2021

 

6- What do you call a fat man holding fireworks?

Bubba Sparxxx.

Woman funny jokes - best 13 woman jokes 2021

 

7- February is black history month and march is women’s history month. What happens the rest of the year?

Discrimination.

Woman funny jokes - best 13 woman jokes 2021

 

8- What happened when Dwayne Johnson went to the strip club?

He was a rock in a hard place.

Woman funny jokes - best 13 woman jokes 2021

 

9- I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

The odds were against me.

Woman funny jokes - best 13 woman jokes 2021

 

10- What do you call an Anemic Avenger?

Low Ironman.

Woman funny jokes - best 13 woman jokes 2021

 

11- Why didn’t the piece of paper like going to school?

Because it hated being College Ruled.

Woman funny jokes - best 13 woman jokes 2021

 

12- How does a pirate greet a woman?

YO HO YO HO.

Woman funny jokes - best 13 woman jokes 2021

 

13- Why did SADE stay on the phone with customer service so long?

Because she was talking to a smooth operator.

Woman funny jokes - best 13 woman jokes 2021

 

14- Who is the most in shape Jazz Musician?

Miles Davis.

Best Woman funny jokes 2021

 

15-  What do you call two vegans fighting?

Beyond Beef.

Best Woman funny jokes 2021

 

16- What apartment does 50 Cent live in?

 G-Unit.

Best Woman funny jokes 2021

 

17- How much room does it take to grow fungus?

As Mush-Room As possible.

Best Woman funny jokes 2021

 

18- Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the Bathroom?

The “P” is silent.

Best Woman funny jokes 2021

 

19- What do pantyhose and Brooklyn have in Common?

Flatbush.

Best Woman funny jokes 2021

 

20- Did you hear about the Cannibal cookout?

Everything was so well done.

Best Woman funny jokes 2021

 

22- What do you say to Mario when he doesn’t get a joke on the internet?

It’s a meme Mario.

Best Woman funny jokes 2021

 

23- Why can’t you trust Atoms?

The makeup everything.

Best Woman funny jokes 2021

 

24- What do you call a Low-Income Italian Neighborhood?

The Spa-Ghetto.

Best Woman funny jokes 2021

 

25- How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it.

Best Woman funny jokes 2021

 

26- What do you call it when you sit too long and can’t feel anything above the back of your thigh?

Deadass.

Best Woman funny jokes 2021

 

27- What is a lazy person’s favorite exercise?

Diddly Squats.

Best Woman funny jokes 2021

 

28- Why did Karen press CTRL+ALT+Delete?

She wanted the Task Manager.

Best Woman funny jokes 2021

 

29- Why did the man with Parkinson’s stop streaming from youtube?

He felt more on Brand with Twitch.

Best Woman funny jokes 2021

 

30- I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, you know what he laced them with?

I don’t know either but I’ve been tripping all day.

Best Woman funny jokes 2021

 

31- What is Snoop Dog’s favorite strain of weed?

INDA-CUHH.

Best Woman funny jokes 2021

 

32- What will babies born in 2020 be called in 2033?

QUARANTEENS.

Best Woman funny jokes 2021

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