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Worst Dad Jokes Of All Time
1- Why did the bird collector’s girlfriend get a splinter?
Because he had a woodpecker.
2- Why couldn’t g-unit catch the bus?
They didn’t have 50 Cent.
3- What did the 2×4 say to the construction worker?
I’m bored.
4- In China, what do they call the ghost of dead hookers?
Hory spirits.
5- What do you call it when a bag of heroin signs an ecstasy pill to a recording contract?
A drug deal.
6- What do you call a werewolf from the hood?
Inglewolf.
7- What do you get when the crips and bloods don’t flush the toilet?
A whole lotta gang shit.
8- Usher got a new song coming out with b2k. Do you know what it’s called?
Bump Bump Bump the remix.
9- This speed is measured when lethargic sex ends with a finger in your chest?
Slowpoke.
10- R kelly and bill Cosby are making an album together, you know what it’s called?
Sleepee.
11- What do you call a street gang full of dudes shaped like Doboy and Suge knights?
Heavyset.
12- What do you call it when that same street gang hates trees?
Bigotrees.
