The stupid funny jokes are one of the most wanted jokes that everyone is looking for. These bad jokes are seriously funny because dumb jokes always make us laugh. This new collection of super funny jokes contains more than 32 dump jokes that will make you laugh in a crazy way.
The best dumb jokes will make you laugh
1- What do you call a funky car?
A MUSTANG.
2- What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?
Billie Jeans.
3- How do billboards talk?
Sign language.
4- What does a dinosaur use to pay bills?
Tyrannosaurus checks.
5- What do you call ghost poop?
Boo Boo.
6- What rapper is in a toolbox?
Plies.
7- Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
He got stuck in a crack.
8- What’s trey songz favorite fruit?
Baaanana.
9- What’s the worst thing that can happen to a NBA basketball player?
Tow Sprainz.
10- What did the Rast say to the Pirate?
Everything Arrrie.
11- How do you call a girl’s name who works at this office?
AYE DEE DEE.
12- So in 2012 Frank Ocean came out as gay…
I guess that ocean Bi-Coastal.
13- Why did the rapper thank the sidewalk in his acceptance speech?
Because it kept him off the street.
14- What did I tell the midget when she asked for me to bang her?
I don’t get down like that.
15- I hurt my foot driving the other day. You know who I called?
The TOE company.
16- What kind of hair do they sell at IHOP?
Eggs tensions.
17- What did the fat girl say to the pig?
DA-HAAAMMM.
18- When does a sandwich cook?
When it is bakin’ lettuce and tomato.
19- I went to the doctor for my bad back.
He told me to smoke weed, He said I have a chronic back problem.
20- What do spanish clocks say?
Tick Taco.
21- Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled when she was on her menstrual cycle?
They said she had a mean flow.
22- How do skeletons communicate?
The Telebone.
23- What is the Jackson’s favorite Vodka?
Titos…But they don’t drink it they just keep it hidden in the back.
24- How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None because they just arrest the light Bulb and beat up the room for being black.
25- What is R. Kelly’s favorite sport?
Baseball because you can play in the minors.
26- What do you call a Duck on the fourth of July?
A fire quacker.
27- What is the masturbator’s favorite dish?
Jerk Chicken.
28- Teacher asked little Johnny, “Use the word definitely in a sentence.”
Johnny replied,”Do farts have lumps in EM?”
Teacher said. “No Johnny.”
He said, “Well I definitely just sh*t my pants.”
29- why did so many of Puff daddy’s friends shoplift?
Cause he was in their ear like, “Take that take that.”
30- Mary Jane’s Mother comes in screaming “Mary Jane! Why’d you set fire to the garage your father’s gonna kill you when he gets home!?”
Mary Jane just laughed.
She knew her father was in the Garage.
31- What is a happy Prostitute’s favorite cereal?
Cheerihoes.
32- What did the pacific ocean say to the Atlantic ocean?
Nothing it just waved.
33- If Titty became a singer, what would their stage name be?
Areola Grande.
34- Johnny asked his mom, “Mom, where do babies come from?”
Mom says, “The Stork.”
Johnny’s quick response, “Well who f*cks the stork?”
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