32 Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

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The stupid funny jokes are one of the most wanted jokes that everyone is looking for. These bad jokes are seriously funny because dumb jokes always make us laugh. This new collection of super funny jokes contains more than 32 dump jokes that will make you laugh in a crazy way. 

The best dumb jokes will make you laugh 

1- What do you call a funky car?

A MUSTANG.

 

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

2- What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?

Billie Jeans.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

 

3- How do billboards talk?

Sign language.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

 

4- What does a dinosaur use to pay bills?

Tyrannosaurus checks.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

 

5- What do you call ghost poop?

Boo Boo.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

 

6- What rapper is in a toolbox?

Plies.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

 

7- Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

He got stuck in a crack.

 

 

8- What’s trey songz favorite fruit?

Baaanana.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

 

9- What’s the worst thing that can happen to a NBA basketball player?

Tow Sprainz.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

 

10- What did the Rast say to the Pirate?

Everything Arrrie.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

 

11- How do you call a girl’s name who works at this office?

AYE DEE DEE.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

 

12- So in 2012 Frank Ocean came out as gay…

I guess that ocean Bi-Coastal.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

 

13- Why did the rapper thank the sidewalk in his acceptance speech?

Because it kept him off the street.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

 

14- What did I tell the midget when she asked for me to bang her?

I don’t get down like that.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

 

15- I hurt my foot driving the other day. You know who I called?

The TOE company.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

 

16- What kind of hair do they sell at IHOP?

Eggs tensions.

 

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

17- What did the fat girl say to the pig?

DA-HAAAMMM.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

 

18- When does a sandwich cook?

When it is bakin’ lettuce and tomato.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

 

19- I went to the doctor for my bad back.

He told me to smoke weed, He said I have a chronic back problem.

 

 

 

20- What do spanish clocks say?

Tick Taco.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

 

21- Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled when she was on her menstrual cycle?

They said she had a mean flow.

 

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

22- How do skeletons communicate?

The Telebone.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

23- What is the Jackson’s favorite Vodka?

Titos…But they don’t drink it they just keep it hidden in the back.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

24- How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

None because they just arrest the light Bulb and beat up the room for being black.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

25- What is R. Kelly’s favorite sport?

Baseball because you can play in the minors.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

26- What do you call a Duck on the fourth of July?

A fire quacker.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

27- What is the masturbator’s favorite dish?

Jerk Chicken.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

28- Teacher asked little Johnny, “Use the word definitely in a sentence.”

Johnny replied,”Do farts have lumps in EM?”

Teacher said. “No Johnny.”

He said, “Well I definitely just sh*t my pants.”

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

29- why did so many of Puff daddy’s friends shoplift?

Cause he was in their ear like, “Take that take that.”

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

30- Mary Jane’s Mother comes in screaming “Mary Jane! Why’d you set fire to the garage your father’s gonna kill you when he gets home!?”

Mary Jane just laughed. 

She knew her father was in the Garage.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

31- What is a happy Prostitute’s favorite cereal?

Cheerihoes.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

32- What did the pacific ocean say to the Atlantic ocean?

Nothing it just waved.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

33- If Titty became a singer, what would their stage name be?

Areola Grande.

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

34- Johnny asked his mom, “Mom, where do babies come from?”

Mom says, “The Stork.”

Johnny’s quick response, “Well who f*cks the stork?”

Stupid Funny Jokes (The funniest bad jokes everybody will laugh at)

 

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