38 Best Bad Jokes That Are Really Hilarious

Best Bad Jokes That Are Really Hilarious

A new group of best bad jokes that are really hilarious; In this group of jokes, you ganna get more than 38 funny dad jokes that will make you laugh like crazy. Enjoy this collection and if you wanna more jokes you can check this out: Best funny dad jokes.

Best Bad Jokes That Are Really Hilarious

1- What protects your health, and your breath?

Condom Mints.

Best Bad Jokes That Are Really Hilarious

 

2- What part of the Hospital does a blind person hate?

The “I see you.”

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3- Which state is a pain in the butt to go to?

Prostate.

Best Bad Jokes That Are Really Hilarious

 

4- What does the cheese say after it makes a jump shot?

“Swissssss!”

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5- What did the DJ name his newborn son?

ERIC.

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6- Why is magic Johnson not afraid of going deaf?

Cause he’s not worried about hearing A.I.D.S.

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7- What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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8- Why can’t Lebron play a rabbit in a movie?

Cause he’s not good with hare lines.

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9- What’s more amazing than a talking dog?

A spelling bee.

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10- Why can’t bobby brown buy used cars?

Cause he always wants the new edition.

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11- What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?

A milk dud.

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12- Why don’t deadbeat dads wear jockstraps?

Cause they don’t believe in support.

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13- What do potatoes wear to bed?

Their Yammies.

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14- What is bill Cosby’s favorite video game?

 Knockout Kings.

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15- Where do you find a dog with no legs?

The same place they left him.

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16- What’s an Asian’s favorite food?

Hot Dogs.

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17- You heard about the blood that has a pet Rooster?

Every morning it goes, “Bah Bah Blueee”  “Bah Bah Boo-Doo”

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18- Why do cows love Ludacris?

They get to say, “Moooo”

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19- What does a vegan wear to the pool?

A zucchini.

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20- What’s a dog’s favorite Basketball player?

Charles Bark-Ley.

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21- What did one cup of coffee say to the other cup of coffee?

“Damn, that was hot than a MUG!”

Best Bad Jokes That Are Really Hilarious

 

22- What did the bystander say to the abusive farmer?

“Stop Beating your meat”

Best Bad Jokes That Are Really Hilarious

 

23- What hairstyle attracts flies?

Dookie Braids.

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24- What kind of snacks do cars take to the movies?

Pop-Horn.

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25- Why did Trump dine and dash?

Cause he didn’t want toupee.

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26- Why do Uber drivers skip the GYM?

Cause they’re not trying to Lyft.

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27- What happened when the snowflakes fell?

They sued for damages.

38 Best Bad Jokes That Are Really Hilarious

 

28- How do you tie up 2 Martians? 

With an Astro-Knot.

38 Best Bad Jokes That Are Really Hilarious

 

29- What do you call a gay milkman?

Dairy Queen.

38 Best Bad Jokes That Are Really Hilarious

 

30- What do you call a Crayola crayon in a sexy outfit?

Foxy Brown.

38 Best Bad Jokes That Are Really Hilarious

 

31- Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

 Because He felt crumby.

38 Best Bad Jokes That Are Really Hilarious

 

32- What does Donald Trump hate listening to?

 Barack Music.

38 Best Bad Jokes That Are Really Hilarious

 

 

33- Why does Tony the Tiger eat frosted flakes?

It’s cuz it’s cold in Siberia.

38 Best Bad Jokes That Are Really Hilarious

 

34- The Brain Surgeon visited 10 cities what did he call it?

The Doc Tour.

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35- Does the sun go down in the east or the west?

It goes down in the DMS.

38 Best Bad Jokes That Are Really Hilarious

 

36- What do you call a celebrity plumber?

Farrah Faucet.

38 Best Bad Jokes That Are Really Hilarious

 

37- Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Cuz he was out standing in his field.

38 Best Bad Jokes That Are Really Hilarious

 

38- Knock Knock 

I heard you were home.

38 Best Bad Jokes That Are Really Hilarious

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