One joke can make your day, so if you are searching for new and really funny dad jokes here they are. In this post, you are going to get more than 70 funny bad jokes that can make you laugh loudly. So Enjoy our new jokes collections.
Best funny dad jokes 2021
1- What do you call a dog that does magic?
2- What do you call an alligator detective?
3- If Snoop dog dies before Pot becomes legal in the U.S.
Man, he’ll be rolling in his grave.
4- What do you call your boyfriend who you want to be your fiance?
5- What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
6- How do you make a dirty mind clean?
You brainwash it.
7- Did you know that a slice of apple pie is 2.50$ in Jamaica and 3$ in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
8- How did one volcano flirt with the other volcano?
Hey, you got a nice ash.
9- What did the Horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up.
10- Why did Adele cross the road?
Cause she wanted to say, “Hello from the other side”.
11- What do you call a fish with two knees?
A two-knee fish.
12- Do you know why Waldo had to go to Therapy?
He had to find himself.
13- What’s the difference between a frog and a Horny Toad?
A frog goes ribbit ribbit and a horny toad goes rubbit rubbit.
14- Salt made a joke.
It was sodium funny.
15- I’m reading this book about anti-gravity…
It’s impossible to put down.
16- Did you hear about the Bakery that burned down?
Their Business is toast.
17- Why did superman flush the toilet?
Because it was his duty.
18- What does a werewolf and a 50 year old woman have in common?
19- It’s pretty sad, there was this Asian guy who fell down a buncha flight of stairs.
It was wong on so many levels.
20- What does a Werewolf and Kanye west have in common?
They’ll both turn on their people in an instant.
21- What did the gay pizza say?
I am delivered!
22- What’s the difference between my dad and Casper?
23- What do you call it when you masturbate in a ship’s main control room?
A captain Jack.
24- Where do most goblins live?
In north and south scare-olina.
25- What happens when a llama lays on top of you?
You get llaminated.
26- What is dracula’s favorite circus act?
He always goes for the Juggler.
27- What do you call a ghost who can rap and act?
28- Who won the skeleton fitness contest?
29- Why did the girl ghost break up with her boyfriend?
Cause he wouldn’t stop making Boooooty calls.
30- Why did the skeleton turn off the scary movie?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
31- If a ghost was a motivational speaker, what would his slogan be?
If you knew better, you’d BOO Better.
32- How do you write a book about Halloween?
With a ghost writer.
33- What’s YG’s favorite vegetable?
Born on the BOB.
34- What do war veterans do on Halloween?
Trick or Treaty.
35- Why your momma mad at your daddy?
Because he likes to trick on this treat.
36- What do you call it when my man boobs sweat?
37- What do you call a man with a lot of energy that’s horrible in bed?
The little wiener that couldn’t.
38- What track event did master splinter have his children do?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hurdles.
39- I saw Dracula leaving the manager’s office at Mcdonald’s what was going on in there?
An interview with a Vampire.
40- You know my friend changed so much since she became a vegan…
It’s like I never met HER-BIVORE.
41- What horror movie is named after a dirty bath tub?
42- What does a rich ghost drive?
43- When you have to choose between going out with your ex again or having a growth on your forehead…What is that choice called?
Is it the EX-OR-CYST?
44- What do you and a Vampire have in common?
Y’all both suckas.
45- When you are tired but you are dead inside, what are you?
46- What do Mummies Jam to on Halloween?
47- What do you call a hairy new yorker visiting the UK?
An American Werewolf in London.
48- What tool got thrown out of the toolbox for fighting and being too loud?
49- What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
50- How did daffy and Donald duck promote their car dealership sale?
They said we’re having a sale Spec-Quack-Ular.
51- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An Abdominal Snowman.
52- What would king T’challa’s name be if he had asthma?
The black pant-Tha.
53- I wasn’t able to make reservation at the library?
They were completely booked.
54- When the mouse called 9-1-1 from behind the refrigerator what did they say on the phone?
Meet me in the trap.
55- Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but DA-BRIE.
56- What’s the best cereal to eat late in the fourth quarter?
Cinnamon Toast crunch-Time.
57- I saw tom hanks today so I asked him for an autograph.
He just wrote thanks.
58- When France purchased one of the 50 states, what did they call this purchase?
A French Montana.
59- To the person that stole my Microsoft office, I will find you.
You have my word.
60- When the zoologist knew how the black bird was gonna respond, What they say?
That’s so raven.
61- I couldn’t decide what Asian food I wanted more Japanese or Chinese so.
I just called it a that.
62- I switched to sensitive toothpaste.
Because I was an A**hole.
63- What did the 0 say to the 8?
64- You hear about the Italian chef?
He pasta way.
65- What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little hoarse.
66- Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
67- Knock, Knock
Who is that?
The chicken that crossed the road.
68- Why can chicken coops only have 2 doors?
If it had 4, it’d be a chicken sedan.
69- Why did Dracula’s roommate move out?
He kept coffin.
70- Why moon rocks taste better than earth rocks?
Because they’re meteor.
71- When does Floyd like to go to the beach?
72- How do you make an octopus laugh?
73- Why did Simba’s dad die?
Because he couldn’t Mu-Fasta.
74- How do people apologize back in the day?