24 Best Dad Jokes They’re Actually Bad

24 Best Dad Jokes They are Actually Bad

Here are the Best Dad Jokes 2021 They’re Actually Bad. Jokes always gonna make you smile, But those jokes are really different, I promise you gonna laugh Hilariously. You can enjoy reading those dad jokes with your friends. If you are looking for more bad jokes, you can check this out: Stupid Funny Jokes, Woman funny jokes, super funny jokes.

Best Dad Jokes 2021 They’re Actually Bad

1- What do Mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide.

Best Dad Jokes They are Actually Bad

 

2- Did you know in King Arthur’s time one of the knights of the round table collected taxes?

 His name was Sir Charge.

Best Dad Jokes They are Actually Bad

 

3- What did the Fried Rice say to the Shrimp?

Don’t wok away from me!

Best Dad Jokes They are Actually Bad

 

4- Did you hear Steve Harvey and his wife got into a fight?

It was a family feud.

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5- Did you hear about the superhero with a LISP that always worked out?

He’s Thor.

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6- What kind of car does an egg drive?

A Yolkswagen.

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7- What do you call someone who gets mad when they don’t have any bread?

Lack Toast intolerant.

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8- What do you call the Syrup with the Speech impediment?

Mrs. Stuttersworth.

Best Dad Jokes They are Actually Bad

 

9- What Airlines did Jesus and Mary Take?

Virgin.

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10- What’s the most Crunk place to go to the bathroom?

The Lil Jon.

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11- What was the foot’s favorite type of chips?

Dori-Toes.

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12- If Steven Seagal Removed all animal products from his diet, what would we call him?

Vegan Seagal.

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13- What did the Plumber say to the Singer?

Nice Pipes.

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14- If Spaghetti made an action movie, What would it be called?

Mission: IM-PASTA-BLE.

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15- What kind of shoes do Gophers wear?

Wood chucks.

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16- What do you call a lazy Doctor?

Dr. Dolittle.

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17- Did you know on average people want three covers on their bed at all times?

That’s just a Blanket Statement.

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18- What did the Pot eat on its Birthday?

Pancakes.

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19- Where would you grow a chef?

Bakersfield.

Best Dad Jokes They are Actually Bad

 

20- What do you call a Camel in a drought?

A Dry Humper.

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21- What do you call a person who doesn’t believe in Santa Claus?

Eggnog-Stic.

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22- What is Starbucks favorite city?

  1. Latte-Dale.
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23- Why did the Salad go to the Studio?

To get some beets.

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24- How do you get a Squirrel down from a Tree?

Pull down your Pants and show him your Nuts.

Best Dad Jokes They are Actually Bad

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