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Funny English Jokes
1-What do you call a duck that’s addicted to drugs?
A quackhead.
2- What is the best tool to make a car move?
A screwdriver.
3- What did aunt Jemima say when she ran out of pancakes?
How waffle!
4- What did DJ allergies say to the nose?
Why don’t you drop it like it’s snot?
5- Why is a pig’s tail like waking up at 4 am?
It’s twirly (Too Early).
6- What did the jam say to Beyonce?
I don’t think you ready for this jelly.
7- What do you call it when Erykah Badu falls down stairs?
Erykah Badu, Badu, Badu.
8- What do you call a strawberry that likes to spin?
A Berry-Go-Round.
9- What has Luxurious alpaca fur and drops classic albums?
Kendrick Llama.
10- What do you call a homo police dog?
A gay-9
11- What did JA Rule call his middle eastern restaurant?
HALAL! HALAL!
12- What did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to go vegan.
13- What soulful singer helped me cut my paper in half?
SZA.
14- Where does a dog park its car?
At my barking meter.
15- What’s a crip’s favorite juice?
CUH PRI SUN.
16- what kind of bee makes milk?
Boobies.
17- What did Conor Mcgregor say after Mayweather her beat him?
AYE, I got a black eye.
18- How did the whale defend itself?
With a swordfish.
19- Knock Knock
Interrupting mystikal
Danger!
20- Who is the bee’s favorite NFL quarterback?
Drew Brees.
21- What do you call a bee with a low buzz?
A Mumblebee.
22- Which insect makes honey move?
A cardi B.
23- I was addicted to the hokey pokey… But Luckily I turned myself around.
24- What advice did biggie smalls give to the cow?
Moo Money moo problems.
25- My mom didn’t like my report card.
I said Okay.
She said I want more A’S.
I said Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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