Funny English Jokes | Best Funny Jokes

Here are new funny English jokes that can make your day. If you were looking for new English jokes, so you are in a good place. With these more than 20 funny jokes, you are going to laugh Hilariously. For more funny jokes, check this out: Seriously Funny Jokes, New Funny Jokes. Enjoy reading. 

Funny English Jokes

1-What do you call a duck that’s addicted to drugs?

 A quackhead.

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2- What is the best tool to make a car move?

A screwdriver.

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3- What did aunt Jemima say when she ran out of pancakes?

How waffle!

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4- What did DJ allergies say to the nose?

Why don’t you drop it like it’s snot?

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5- Why is a pig’s tail like waking up at 4 am?

It’s twirly (Too Early).

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6- What did the jam say to Beyonce?

I don’t think you ready for this jelly.

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7- What do you call it when Erykah Badu falls down stairs?

Erykah Badu, Badu, Badu.

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8- What do you call a strawberry that likes to spin?

A Berry-Go-Round.

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9- What has Luxurious alpaca fur and drops classic albums?

Kendrick Llama.

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10- What do you call a homo police dog?

A gay-9

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11- What did JA Rule call his middle eastern restaurant?

HALAL! HALAL!

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12- What did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to go vegan.

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13- What soulful singer helped me cut my paper in half?

SZA.

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14- Where does a dog park its car?

At my barking meter.

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15- What’s a crip’s favorite juice?

 CUH PRI SUN.

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16- what kind of bee makes milk?

Boobies.

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17- What did Conor Mcgregor say after Mayweather her beat him?

AYE, I got a black eye.

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18- How did the whale defend itself?

With a swordfish.

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19- Knock Knock 

Interrupting mystikal 

Danger!

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20- Who is the bee’s favorite NFL quarterback?

Drew Brees.

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21- What do you call a bee with a low buzz?

A Mumblebee.

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22- Which insect makes honey move?

A cardi B.

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23- I was addicted to the hokey pokey… But Luckily I turned myself around.

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24- What advice did biggie smalls give to the cow?

Moo Money moo problems.

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25- My mom didn’t like my report card.

I said Okay.

She said I want more A’S.

I said Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

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