Funny Jokes For Teens | Best 28 Funny Jokes

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Here are the best 28 funny jokes (funny jokes for teens) you can share with your family and friends. Enjoy reading our new collection of teen jokes. For more funny jokes check this out: Funny Teens Jokes, Best Bad Jokes.      

Funny jokes for teens

1- Why did the dope boy cross the street?

To get to the other pies.

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2- What do you call a trap house with a warm fireplace and a picket fence?

A trap home.

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3- Why did the blood sell all of his bitcoin stock?

It was a form of Crip-Tocurrency.

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4- What did the pirate say at the green light?

“Me-Goes!”

(MIGOS!)

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5- Why were the Federales Investigating the duck?

He was a known quack dealer.

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6- What did takeoff yell out at the zoo, when the llama ate one of his dreadlocks?

“MAMA, LLAMA!”

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7- Why was the drug dealer jealous of the prostitute?

Because she could wash her crack and then sell it again.

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8- What did offset call his new funkadelic 70’s Band?

Bad and Bootsy.

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9- Why did the police arrest the comedian?

‘Cause he was crack-in’

People up.

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10- What did the rapper yell when was hitting a little person from behind?

“Lil’ Pump” 

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11- What was the gang member’s favorite cookie?

Crips ahoy.

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12- What did Quavo say to me when he saw we were wearing the same outfit?

“Same color T-shirt”

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13- What was the pothead’s favorite cereal?

Weedies.

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14- What did the black panther say to the asthmatic?

“I Never wheeze.”

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15- What was the dope fiend’s favorite Marvel movie?

Crack panther.

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16- What did Gucci mane yell when I stole his blanket?

“BRRR!”

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17- What kind of sandwich stinks?

A Peanutbutter and smelly.

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18- What do you call an older bear who lost his dentures?

A gummy bear.

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19- Why did the banana take some medicine?

Cause he wasn’t peeling well.

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20- What do bees use to style their hair?

A honey comb.

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21- What was the ducks favorite meal?

Cheese and quackers.

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22- What is the best fruit to eat at the post office?

A water mail-in.

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23- What do you call a rabbit that gets stung by a bee?

A honey bunny.

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24- Why did the doctor become angry?

Because he ran out of patience.

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25- What candy made the astronaut sad?

Starburst.

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26- How did the penny propose to the other penny?

He said together we make cents.

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27- What kind of food do kids eat to celebrate?

Confetti and meatballs.

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28- Why did the cow start being mean to all the other cows?

He was in a baaad moood.

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