34 Funny Kids Jokes 2021

Funny Kids Jokes 2021

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Funny Kids Jokes 2021

1- What did the butt say to the other butt?

ppppppppppt.

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2- What did the fly order at the ice cream shop?

Two scoops of poop.

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3- What do flies eat for breakfast?

A bowl of poop loops.

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4- What do you call an apple that farts?

A fruity tooty.

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5- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go.

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6- Why did the cow cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooooooovies.

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7- What do you say when you lose a Wii game?

I want a Wii match.

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8- What button is impossible to unbutton?

The belly button.

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9- Why did the balloon go near the needle?

He wanted to be a pop star.

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10- What did the french guy do when he drank too much water?

He went oui oui in his pants.

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11- What do you call a bear with no socks on?

Barefoot.

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12- When is the best time to see the dentist?

Sometimes before tooth hurty.

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13- What is a computer’s favorite food?

Micro-chips.

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14- How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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15- Where do pencils spend their vacations?

In pencil-vania.

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16- Why was the tomato all red?

It saw the salad dressing.

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17- What is invisible and smells of worms?

A bird’s fart.

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18- Why doesn’t SpongeBob go to the beach?

He doesn’t like getting sandy cheeks.Funny Kids Jokes 2021

 

 

19- How do you cure hunger in Minecraft?

Three square meals.

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20- What do you call a Minecraft celebration?

A block party.

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21- What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help?

Lemon-Aid.

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22- What do you call a female Magician in the desert?

A sand-witch.

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23- What kind of sandwich stinks?

A peanutbutter and smelly.

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24- What do you call an older bear who lost his dentures?

A gummy bear.

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25- Why did the banana take some medicine?

Cause he wasn’t peeling well.

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26- What do bees use to style their hair?

A honeycomb.

 

27- What was the ducks favorite meal?

Cheese and Quakers.

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28- What is the best fruit to eat at the post office?

A water mail-in.

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29- What do you call a rabbit that gets stung by a bee?

A honey bunny.

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30- Why did the doctor become angry?

Because he ran out of patience.

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31- What candy made the astronaut sad?

Starburst.

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32- How did penny propose to the other penny?

 He said together we make cents.

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33- What kind of food do kids eat to celebrate?

Confetti and meatballs.

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34- Why did the cow start being mean to all other cows?

He was in a baaad mooood.

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