Father’s Day Dad Jokes 2021

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

If you were celebrating with your family on father’s day and you were looking for good father’s day dad jokes, So you are in the good place, because we are going to show you the best dad jokes ever that you can celebrate with your dad. 

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Father’s Day Dad Jokes

1- How did the farmer fix the hole in his pants?

Cabbage patch.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

2- Why couldn’t the butt cheeks get along?

There was too much crap between them.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

3- What TV show can you see the killers passing gas?

First farty eight.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

4- What do you call a canine in a blizzard?

A chilly dog.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

5- What do fat people use for an alarm clock?

A Taco Bell.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

6- Why didn’t the strawberries like the grapes?

Because they always wine.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

7- What did the soda say to his sick two-liter?

Maybe you need to see DR. Pepper.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

8- What type of spaceship did the young Jedi get for their seventeenth birthday?

A used Toy Yoda.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

9- Why do pirates believe in themselves?

Because the know who they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

10- Why did the man walk on one foot to the ATM?

He wanted to check his balance.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

11- What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

12- What do you call it when someone steals an iPhone?

An apple Jack.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

13- What do bitter people eat for dessert?

A hot grudge sundae.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

14- How do planets communicate with each other?

Through spacebook.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

15- What do you call a rapper on a juice cleanse?

Lil smoothie vert.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

16- What did the cheeseburger propose with?

An onion ring.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

17- What did the salad say when it was getting served?

Lettuce off this plate.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

18- What did the iPhone have for dessert?

An apple pie.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

19- What did the elephant say to the caretaker that was feeding him?

Just put it in my trunk.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

20- What did the hand say to the dough?

I’m gonna knead you to get this bread.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

21- What do you call an ambitious vegetable?

Hustle sprouts.

Fathers Day Dad Jokes 2021

 

 

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