Dumb Dad Jokes 2021 That Are Really Funny

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021

New collection of 18 dumb dad jokes, that can make you laugh until fall down. So you have to read those funny dad jokes and tell us on comment, how much that was funny. Enjoy reading.

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Dumb Dad Jokes 2021

1- What do you call an ant that’s been shunned by his community?

Socially Dist-ant.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021

 

2- What didn’t I laugh at the cashier’s joke?

It didn’t register with me.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021

 

3- What did the dancing ice cream maker say to the customer?

You got served.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021

 

4- What was buzz lightyear’s favorite car and food company?

Infiniti and beyond meat.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021

 

5- What did one hat say to another hat?

You stay here, I’ll go on a-head.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021

 

6- What’s an alligator’s favorite drink?

Gatorade.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021

 

7- What has two butts and kills people?

An ass-ass-in.

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8- What do you call a father that walks upstairs?

A step dad.

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9- What do you call a crying sister?

A cay-sis.

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10- What’s a T-rex’s favorite way to invest?

For Rex.

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11- What did the 19 year old co-ed name is video site?

Covid.

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12- What do you call a skinny equinox?

A slim-GYM.

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13- What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite cleaning supply?

Comet.

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14- What Transformer is made out of cardboard and shows up in two days?

Amazing Prime.

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15- What was the name of drake’s key company?

Fob’s plan.

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16- What do Gynecologist’s and deaf people have in common?

They both read lips.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021

 

17- Why can’t I ever find time to do Yoga?

Cause my schedule is not flexible.

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18- What do you call a rug on a leash?

A car-pet.

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19- What do you call a middle-aged man on some stairs?

Step Daddy.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021 That Are Really Funny

 

20- You know Google has a brand new car?

It has a search engine.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021 That Are Really Funny

 

21- What’s a  crackhead’s favorite song?

I wanna rock right now.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021 That Are Really Funny

 

22- Why did superman have to meet with blood in the morning?

Cuz he had to meet a crip tonight.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021 That Are Really Funny

 

23- What’s a preacher’s favorite breakfast?

Fred Hammond cheese.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021 That Are Really Funny

 

24- Why do all breakfast foods hate eggs?

Because eggs been a dick.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021 That Are Really Funny

 

25- What kind of bread bakes in the bathroom?

Shower dough.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021 That Are Really Funny

 

26- How much Moet is in the mighty jungle?

A wee Moet, a wee Moet.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021 That Are Really Funny

 

27- What did one casket say to the other casket?

Is that you, coffin?

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021 That Are Really Funny

 

28- What is Terrence Howard’s favorite comic book character?

Super Mayne.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021 That Are Really Funny

 

29- Why did the key get thrown out of the party?

Because he was trying to start some shit.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021 That Are Really Funny

 

30-  What is Terrence Howard’s favorite lettuce?

Ro-Mayne.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021 That Are Really Funny

 

31- What is ICE T’s gay son’s name?

Sweet T.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021 That Are Really Funny

 

32- What is Terrence Howard’s favorite 1980s cartoon?

He-Mayne.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021 That Are Really Funny

 

33- What is Terrence Howard’s favorite part of the lion?

The Mayne.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021 That Are Really Funny

 

34- What is Terrence Howard’s favorite street?

Mayne street.

Dumb Dad Jokes 2021 That Are Really Funny

 

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