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Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time
1- What kind of bee makes milk?
Boobies.
2- What’s the best day to cook?
Fry-Day.
3- Why was the man’s birthday stinky?
Because he was turning farty.
4- Did you hear about the power outlet with legs?
It was a plug walk.
5- What did the fat girl with a lisp say after sex?
Ooooh thit.
6- What do you call the president of the dance club?
Donald Krump.
7- Why won’t the farmer have sex in the barn?
Cause he doesn’t want the Hennessy.
8- What did the mumble rapper say to her son when he scraped his knee?
Aww, lil’ uzi hurt?
9- Why did Scottie not get his wife pregnant?
Cause he only put the pip in!
10- What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
The people of Dubai don’t like the flintstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi do.
11- A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog.
He’s swinging his dog around crazy and the bartender’s like.
“Man, what the hell are you doing?”
He said, “I’m just looking around.”
12- What does a peanut say when it sneezes?
Cashew!
13- A blind man walks into a bar
And a table and a chair and people.
