Best Dad Jokes 2021

Best Dad Jokes 2021

New collection of the best dad jokes 2021really funny. With this new collection, you gonna get more than 20 jokes, So you can enjoy reading those funny jokes. You can get more hilarious funny jokes: New Silly Dad Jokes, Bad Dad Jokes, Good Funny Jokes.

 

Best Dad Jokes 2021

1- What do you call a ditch full of baby shoes?

A Booty Hole.

 

Best Dad Jokes 2021

 

2- Where do fish post their selfies?

Finstagram.

Best Dad Jokes 2021

 

3- What do you call it when a militant black man gets conned?

Farra-con.

Best Dad Jokes 2021

 

4- Where do personal Trainers keep their food?

In the fitchen.

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5- What’s the best marsupial fighting tournament?

 Mortal wombat!

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6- What do you call it when a Hawallan Laughs softly?

 A Low ha.

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7- Why does Juan stunt so hard?

Because he’s flexican.

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8- What do you call people who go to the GYM and look at the equipment?

Weight watchers.

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9- Why are Mechanics so good at smashing?

Because they use Jiffy Lube.

Best Dad Jokes 2021

 

10- What do you call a freestyle about weed?

A Blunt RAP.

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11- Why did JA rule return his watch?

Because it was 4:50

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12- How many lips does a flower have?

Two lips.

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13- What do you call a grandma that you are dating?

Old bay.

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14- Do you know whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?

It was an udder disaster.

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15- Why was the broom late to work?

It over-Swept.

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16- What do you get when you cross the Atlantic ocean with the titanic?

Halfway.

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17- What’s DJ Khaled’s favorite diet food?

A caesar Khalad.

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18- Where do sperm play football?

A con-Dome.

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19- You know I was a little sad coming in today, want to know why?

My Korean friend died this morning. He was so young.

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20- Did you hear about the power outlet with legs?

 It was a plug walk.

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21- How do you cut the ocean in half?

With a sea-saw

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22- Why did the Bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired.

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23- What did the beaver say when his house got destroyed during judgment day?

God Dam-it.

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24- What do you call a crook who likes to rap?

A con-verse.

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25- What do you call DJ Khaled’s bra line?

We DA Breast.

Best Dad Jokes 2021

 

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