Bad Dad Jokes | Dirty Jokes 2021

Bad Dad Jokes (Dirty Jokes 2021)

New Bad Dad Jokes are really funny. You are going to enjoy reading those funny jokes. The jokes not that bad but not that dirty jokes, so you can enjoy them with your family. For more funny jokes, check these: Good Funny Jokes, Funny English Jokes, New Funny Jokes.

 

20 Bad Dad Jokes

1- What does Kim Kardashian use to fix holes?

 Sex Tape.

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2- What did 50 Cent say to his grandma, after she gave him a sweater?

 G-U-Knit?

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3- What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite painting?

Sha-Mona Lisa.

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4- Who is Bruce Lee’s Favorite Rapper?

Waka Flocka.

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5- Why did the Gangster have to keep seeing the eye doctor?

Cuz he had Glock-Oma.

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6- What is Whitney Houston’s favorite kind of coordination?

 Hand Eyeeeeee!

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7- What do you call a homosexual reptile?

A Gatorrrr.

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8- Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?

Cuz she can’t fit D-Shells.

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9- What part of your body likes to get frisky?

The Naked-eye.

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10- My Dentist is a really mean guy.

He Always hurts my fillings.

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11- Why do white girls come in odd numbers?

Because they can’t even.

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12- What do you a call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

Not Eveeeen.

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13- Why do all of diddy’s kids have nice hair?

Because sean combs.

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14- Did you know that snoop dogg’s sister is a stripper?

She wears nothing but a G-String baby.

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15- How does lady Gaga like her meat?

Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw.

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16- What did the Jaguar say to the other Jaguar?

Jaguar-You?

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17- Who’s drake’s favorite superhero?

Ghost Writer.

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18- What does a peanut say when it sneezes?

Cashew!

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19- What’s a Mexican prostitute’s favorite drink?

Whore-Chata.

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20- What did the Buddhist say when he went up to the hot dog vendor?

“Make me one with everything.”

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